On Sat, 13 Apr 1996, Kergma wrote:

 Ah.  The Sauce Wars....

Ah. So where does barbecue sauce fit into this? I will defend Arthur 
Bryant's Rich and Spicy, or KC Masterpiece Hickory... I find KC 
Masterpiece Hickory gets along quite well with soy sauce in ground 
turkey, w/garlic salt and poultry seasoning.

Talk to Rumiko.  She's the barbecue sauce mercenary, currently fighting 
with Tobasco.

And how about the common soldier the Home Brand Tomato Sauce, with apple 
base, feel about these other sauces deciding what wars could be fought.  
Sauces get splattered in these you know....

Yes...sauces do tend to splatter in sauce wars...(trying to wash glumps 
of Sweet and Sour sauce off her arm)  Tomato Sauce would be on the side 
of Ketchup and Other Tomato-Based Sauces, which A-1 is allied with.

of... never mind  - just toss another prawn on the barbie ;)

(A steaming prawn lands on Barbie's face.  After a moment, the 
soft plastic starts to melt, distorting her perfect smile and eliminating 
her nose....)
;>

-joyce, Disciple of Kasumi
who loves cooking prawn!
Joey-kun no iinazuke!