If it drops to that, then it has gotten out of hand. But, as it stands,
I think it's quite funny. However, yes, a phasing out would be good (as was
mentioned would happen in #5). I don't think he can come up with enough good
related items

You have no idea. I could probably come up with flower types forever, but 
I was really starting to run out of skin and hair-care products. 
("Crazy...Dial Soap Lady? Naw....")
   This ends the Shampoo/Kodachi Namespam. Honest.

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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