This means I don't have an excuse to clobber Ben now, huh? :(

Do *you* really *need* an excuse? ^_^

You know what?  You're absolutely right!  ^_^
*Saf hides a mallet behind her back.*
Oh, Ben!  Come here for a moment, would you?  ^_-

Ben (meekly): Yes, Saf?
Saf: I have something for you.
Ben's eyes light up in fear, he notices the mallet too late.
<THWACK><THWACK>
Ben:......
Saf: I hope I didn't kill him. He doesn't look too tasty.
Ben:......
Damon: Uh, Saf. Did you kill him?
Ben:......
Saf (about 2 min. later): I hope not.
Ben:.....ow......
Panda implants a sign beside Ben which reads:
    Warning: hammers behind tigeresses' backs may be closer
    than they appear.
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Ben Kosse bmk7411@cs.rit.edu
Homepage with anime and other interests. (http://www.rit.edu/~bmk7411)
Biggest BGC otaku on the RIT campus (especially Priss).
Anime, RPG's, computers, poetry (read/write), music (listen/compose).
Author of the Bubblegum Crisis theme pack