Helloooo Fanfic ML Nurses!

Here's the latest adventure of the Warners in MegaTokyo!

C&C always appreciated.

Saf

**********************************************
*  =^.^=  Sapphire, The Blue Tigress  =^.^=  *
*     Co-Maintainer of the Fanfic ML FAQ     *
* --{@   sapphire@uclink.berkeley.edu   @}-- *
**********************************************

==========

*CHAPTER 4*

[Morning.  Nene's apartment.  Pan over living room and focus on couch.  
Warner Brothers sleeping peacefully on the couch.]

Voice behind bedroom door: Aahhhh!!!!  I'm late!!! (rushing around sounds)

[Warner Brothers twitch and start to awaken.  Bedroom door flies open and 
Nene runs out.]

Nene: Sorry, kids.  I'm late for work. (grabs keys and runs out) Bye!

[Warner Brothers gaze sleepily at the open front door.  Dot in a pink 
nightgown, curlers, and fuzzy slippers shows up in the bedroom doorway 
rubbing her eyes.]

[Wakko sleepily grabs the corner of the screen and wraps himself in it 
and the scene changes to Nene riding her scooter.]

Nene (thinks back to last night): Those kids sure are amazing!

[Flashback ripple effect.]

[Nene's apartment.  Pan from a computer in the corner, past the tv from 
over the back of the couch, to the door.  The door opens and Nene steps 
in, followed by the Warners.]

Nene: Why don't you kids make yourselves at home while I check my messages?

Yakko: Okkay!

[The Warners rush in and the whole apartment is obscured by a dust 
cloud.  When the cloud settles, the place looks like an amusement park 
and a train with the Warners stops in front of a shocked Nene still 
standing in the doorway.]

Warners (smiling and waving): Thanks!

Nene (still in shock): Um... Could you _please_ change it back?  I need 
     my phone...

Dot (pulling out a pink cellular phone): Here!  You can borrow mine! 
    *cute smile*

Nene: ...and my computer...

Wakko (pointing to the corner of the room now 25 feet away): There it is! 

[Wakko zips over and starts examining the computer curiously.]

Wakko: Faboo!  Will you show me how to use it?

Nene (sighing and crossing her arms): All right...

[Wakko grins.]

Nene: ...but only if you change everything back!

Warners: But you _said_...

Nene (starts tapping her foot): Change it _back_!

Warners (heave a big sigh): Okkay.

[The trio turn sad faces to the apartment behind them.  They run in and 
are soon obscured by another dust cloud.  When the dust settles, the 
apartment looks as before and the Warners are standing in the middle of 
the room looking at Nene.]

[End of Flashback with the cool ripple effect again.]

[ADP Headquarters.  Nene is just sitting down at her desk when the 
Warners pop out of the drawers.]

Warners: Helloooo Police Nurse! (give Nene a big kiss)

Nene (startled): AAAHHHHH!!!!!! (falls backwards in her chair)

[Everyone in the office looks over at Nene and the kids.  Dot spots Leon 
and goes after him.]

Leon (seeing Dot run towards him):  AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs out the door 
     with Dot on his heels, literally)

[Wakko and Yakko start playing cops and robbers with Yakko as a gangster 
and Wakko as the cop.]

Yakko: Yuh'll nevah get me, yuh doity coppuh! (shoots at Wakko and runs 
into the Chief's office) *BANG!*

[Daley is hit, staggers back, and looks down at the red stain slowly 
spreading on his shirt.]

Daley (in shock): What?!?!? 

Wakko (turns to Daley with a thick Irish accent): Don't worry about it,
      kid.  It's only paint. (turns toward the Chief's office and yells)
      Come out with your hands up! You're surrounded! 

[Pan to and through office door to the office.]

Plotz: What the?!?!?  Who let these kids in here?!?!?

Yakko: Cheese it, coppuh! Anothuh woid outta yuh and I'll let yuh have 
       it! (waves the realistic-looking gun under Plotz's nose)

[Plotz, looking really nervous and scared, nods and swipes at his sweaty 
face with a handkerchief.]

[Scene shift to the outer office]

Wakko: This is your last chance! Come out with your hands up!

Yakko (yelling out the door): Come and get me, yuh doity coppers!

Wakko: If that's the way it has to be, that's the way it's going to be. 
       All right, men, FIRE!

[Wakko starts shooting. Everyone ducks in fear. These are REAL bullets!]

Nene (grabs Wakko): Stop it! You'll hurt someone!

[The door opens and Yakko comes staggering out, trying to cover a bloody 
spot on his chest.]

Yakko: Yuh... *gasp* Yuh got me, coppuh... *gasp* *gasp* Everthin's goin' 
       dark! *gasp* (holds out a hand) Emma! *gasp* I'm coming, Emma! (keels 
       over and lays still)

[Wakko doffs his police hat and holds it. He's still wearing his baseball 
cap.]

Wakko (looking sad): Poor sap! Life didn't give him a chance, did it?

Nene (looking at Wakko in horror): I.. I can't believe you _killed_ him!

Wakko (looks up at Nene in surprise): He's not dead! Look! (leans down 
      and shakes Yakko)

[Yakko doesn't move. Wakko starts to look alarmed. He takes Yakko by the 
shoulders and shakes him like a dirty rag.]

Wakko: Yakko!  Yakko!  Wake up!

[Dot suddenly appears in a black Victorian dress with a veiled hat, lacy 
handkerchief, the works. She kneels over Yakko.]

Dot: Oh no! Not Yakko! Speak to me, Yakko! Speak to me! WWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[Dot gets up and looks accusingly at Wakko]

Dot: You, MURDERER! 

[She pulls out a gun and points it at Wakko. Everyone is too shocked to 
move. Pan to and zoom in on Yakko's body. It twitches but no one notices. 
Pan back to show the whole office.]

Yakko (sitting up and yawning): What's all the fuss about, guys?

Dot (drops the gun and hugs Yakko): Yakko! You're all right!

Yakko: 'Course I am! I just took a little nap. We _were_ up late last 
       night, you know.

Wakko (looking relieved): You scared us! I thought I'd _killed_ you!

Yakko (cocky): Nah! Warners are indestructible!

[Chief Plotz appears in his doorway tied to his chair and the 
chewed-through remains of his handkerchief around his neck. He's very 
angry. (Guess he's back to normal ^_-)]

Plotz: Someone untie me! And get those kids out of here! (looks around at 
the damaged offices) Oh, my budget! *moan*

[Nene goes over and unties the Chief.]

Plotz: Officer Romanova! Take these children home!

Nene: But, Sir! They _have_ no home!

Plotz: Well, just take them to Flamiel's then!

Nene: Um, Social Services was destroyed in a buma attack a few days ago. 
      They're still rebuilding and Miss Flamiel is on vacation. 

Plotz (turning even redder than he normally does): Then take them to the
      park! To the zoo! Anywhere! Just get them out of HERE! 

Nene: Yes, Sir! (salutes and then turns to the Warners) Let's go, kids!

[As Nene herds the Warners out of ADP Headquarters, Leon comes out from 
under his desk.]

Leon (whispers to Daley): Are they gone?

[Dot pops out of a drawer and kisses Leon.]

Dot (pinching Leon's cheek): Only for a while, Cutie. I'll be back before
    you know it! (disappears)

[Leon puts his face in his hands and groans.  Daley just laughs.]

[Fadeout.]