On Fri, 12 Apr 1996, Foxtrot the Furryous wrote:

From: The Tendo Basement <rgorick@elvis.uccs.edu>

Foxtrot: Reading fanfic when you're suppose to be writing one...
	<BRRZZZTTT!!!>
Virgo: I like her!

What in the name of little green apples am I doing in your .sig,
The Orick?  I know your track record with .sig char's.  Get
me out of here!!!!!

		Foxtrot "Dammit, I'm not a .sig char!" The Furryous
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Virgo: You get the hang of it, eventually
Foxtrot: Not if I can help it! <sounds of acetylene torch igniting>

Hey!!!  I need new sigs!!!  You just happen to be there... :)  Oh, 
well...  who else can i get stuck down there...  if I promise not to kill 
them right away...?

	Rob "I'm now putting real people in my sigs..." Orick

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Jody: How did I get back here??
WW: wha?
Virgo: Welcome to the Basement, BOFH WW!