On Fri, 12 Apr 1996, COLIN LOADER wrote:

   It was with great sorrow that it first noticed the existance of Peter 
Noone in the fanfic world.

Mr. Noone had an exciting life, always witnessing tragic 
events and knowing things known to no other.
   And now he's getting walk-on parts in fanfics.
   I would advise against including him in your next story. Although he 
has seen a lot, he appears to be a rather passive fellow, and most 
diagreeable.

Ah, dear Mr. Noone!  I coonfess, I knew him well for a while, but he was
dropped from my list of acquaintances quite a few years ago....

As for me, I have been warned of further associations with Noone-san.  Since 
those warnings, I have started making the effort of distancing myself from 
him.

Thank you for the update.

-joyce, Disciple of Kasumi
Joey-kun no iinazuke!

Peter L. Ward          falcon@best.com          Kyusaku on IRC #Anime!
Caretaker of the Urd Shrine (http://www.best.com/~falcon/urdhome.htm)

"This is fun no matter how many times I do it!" - Ukyou