On Fri, 12 Apr 1996, Kent Magami wrote:

   David:  You *are* a sig, Kent.  I'm the author.  You just happen to be my
alter ego.
   Kent:  But that means...
   David:  Adam *could* erase you, but I'd be a bit irritated about losing
my alter ego, so I doubt he'll try.  Now let's get back together.
   (Kent and David merge again.)
   Kent:  But I don't want to be a sig.  Sigs are at the total mercy of
their authors.  It's hell being a sig.

Hell: You called?
Calla: Get back to your own author!
joyce: I don't wanna be a sig either! 
Calla (typing furiously): Hey, listen up! This next post will require you to 
  fight your way through hordes of ogres -
joyce: There aren't any ogres in this war!
Calla: Then we'll hire some.  Shut up.  In the post after that, you'll 
  come face-to-face with an incarnation of pure chaos and evil....
joyce: ~sigh~....

-joyce, Disciple of Kasumi
Joey-kun no iinazuke!

Calla (looking up at the From line): You know, I really should do something 
   about that...
joyce: NANI??