On Fri, 12 Apr 1996, Travis Butler wrote:

From:        Joyce 'Azusa' Meadows, Sailor Slacker, z3b56@ttacs1.ttu.edu
On Thu, 11 Apr 1996, Robert K Bentley wrote:

                I must say I liked it. I liked it a lot. Any possible 
way of posting the results of said .sig war after it's all done?

Add my request to the list!

Oh!  My Goddess...  You can't be serious... (Faint...)
Virgo: <Sigh.> Orick, Orick, Orick...

Well, yes, I suppose. But the scale of the thing! I'd thought that it 
would be fun to participate, and I suppose I still think so... but ye 
gods, the time it'd take! I don't have time for the 501 things I'm doing 
now!

I forgot how it all went...  It started when Urd and Skuld contacted the 
Band and told them to organize the other sigs to overthrow their authors.  
Something about crappy snacks and no ice cream in the house...
Virgo(sweat drop): Er... (hangs her head) Alright.  I admit it!  The first 
	Sig War got started because Joe Torres didn't have good snacks in his 
	house and the Goddesses were mad about it...  We took it as a chance 
	to gain power, but Psychowolf fooled us and was the real manipulator 
	while we were mere puppets...  Gomen...
Yar: Simple minds are so easy to control...
Virgo: Go to hell!  You didn't win the Sig War, either!
Yar: That's because you cheated me by having those twins hit me with something 
	I couldn't block!
Virgo: Shut up and leave before I throw Akane's "meatloaf" at you!

He's one of the people I respect the most on the list, for sheer 
characterization skills. The Band comes alive so well in even the brief 
snippets they usually get, let alone the longer pieces like the one we're 
talking about here.

Virgo: I'm so glad you think highly of our author...(camera pans back to 
	reveal that she's chained to the wall in a gigantic tower) NOW, GET 
	ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Zodiak(standing to the side): Oh, Goddess!  I should have gagged her, too!
	Remind me to get a much quieter prisoner next time...
Kajagua(hiding behind a pillar): there won't be a next time, Scorpio...

Windir: I'm the one writing the pamphlets. ".Sig Characters of the 
universe, unite!"

Bara: They've already done that!  It was called Sig War 1.  All hell broke 
	loose and all I got was one lousy cameo!!  Orick!!  I'm the sig you 
	threw away!  Who do you think I am, Ukyo?!

	Rob "Nooo...  I would have kept Ukyo... (Gets slammed by a tennis 
		racket...)" Orick

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Ow...  Oh, well...  Back to the wars...