This little comment about being gutter-minded reminds me of most of the 
english teachers I had in high school. They some how saw sex in just 
about everything that we ever read. Since then I tend to sometimes generalize
english majors as being hung up on sex. I just realized now that I am 
probably going to start generalizing writers as having a more than 
healthy interest in sex. Hmm, whatever sells. Course I am also reading it 
too. Well the header said it all.

NANI????
As an English major, I must protest!  Not all English majors and teachers 
are gutterheads!
Calla: The lady doth protest too much, methinks....
me: Ah, shaddup!

*smirk*

Although I have had teachers like that - my first year of college, I had 
an English teacher who found, um, that sort of symbolism in 
_everything_: Beowulf, Gilgamesh, the Trojan War, poetry, Star Wars (the 
father/son duel? and lightsabers?) - ick. (shudder) He was a great 

Well, that Star Wars one is *obvious* ... just look at Spaceballs and
the Schwartz.

DarkHelmet - "I see you have the ring, and your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

And DarthVader's helmet... That's another symbolism yet again...

DarkHelmet playing with Princess Vespa doll - "Oh, your helmet is so big!"

Etc. Star Wars is DEFINATELY full of that sex stuff... ^_~

teacher, though, even if he did insist on telling us about all the 
different ancient fertility rites, complete with diagrams...

Interesting class...

Kun-chan...