Excerpts from mail.fanfic: 12-Apr-96 Re: Canned Psuedo-meat by Caroline
Seawright@yoyo. 

Although I have had teachers like that - my first year of college, I had 
an English teacher who found, um, that sort of symbolism in 
_everything_: Beowulf, Gilgamesh, the Trojan War, poetry, Star Wars (the 
father/son duel? and lightsabers?) - ick. (shudder) He was a great 

Well, that Star Wars one is *obvious* ... just look at Spaceballs and
the Schwartz.

DarkHelmet - "I see you have the ring, and your Schwartz is as big as
mine!"

And DarthVader's helmet... That's another symbolism yet again...

DarkHelmet playing with Princess Vespa doll - "Oh, your helmet is so
big!"

Etc. Star Wars is DEFINATELY full of that sex stuff... ^_~

Star Wars, or Spaceballs?

* Damon wonders why the list is so...ahem...SEWER minded, today...  :P

teacher, though, even if he did insist on telling us about all the 
different ancient fertility rites, complete with diagrams...

Interesting class...

No it wasn't.  This English teacher must have been a bowler, complete
with gutter...err...nevermind.  :P

Damon Casale, scyth@andrew.cmu.edu

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