Part four was a real pain to write for some reason. Still, it's longer
than the previous episodes, and I was happy with the draft of it. I've
decided to stop writing in commericials, mostly cuz it takes too damn
long to think of them, and they really don't fit well. Maybe I'll space
them out more in the final draft, or maybe I'll just cut them out
entirely. Who knows.
If it was a real pain, I must say it was worth it! Hey! I like the
commercials! There is nothing wrong with a halarious non-sequiter.
(Break for Commercial)
The following announcement is a paid advertisement by the Rights Party
<Polititian type in a spiffy grey suit. In the back ground is a burning
pile of books. People can be seen throwing books, records, Jews,
patriots, the bill of rights, and all sorts of other things that are too
dangerous for YOU to own on the pile>
Hello, I'm senitor Bob Ratfink. I'm here today to talk to you about
politics. You may have notice that politicians today have tried to limit
your rights. They don't want you to be able to speak, or carry arms, and
they probably will try to make you join their church next week. We at
the Rights Party ask you to look at this criticaly. Is this the
government you want? Look how long its taken to get rid of just one
measly right. Freedom of speach? Thats small beans. When you vote for
the Rights Party you are garenteed that we will do away with your rights
in an expediant and firey manor. So if you like pyrotechnics, or just
aren't a fan of freedom, remember to vote Right in the next election.
(End of commercials)
Matthew Trotter, This was only a test. In the event of real political
satire Bill Mahr would have appeared to do an intro and
then host a lame politics talk show. This was a test
of the satiric humor system. If you found yourself in
someway offended by this test, please get proffesional
aid quickly. This has been a test of the satiric humor
system.