At 10:31 AM 4/11/96 -0600, you wrote:

On Thu, 11 Apr 1996, Robert K Bentley wrote:
 We're currently into Sig War III and the Sauce Wars.  I would say it's 
getting confusing, except that it has always _been_ confusing.
 And it's huge.  Kerbillions of posts....There are a couple of people 
planning to write up parts of it (like the individual wars), but that's 
nowhere near finished.....While we're waiting, someone could post "The 
Stand", unabridged, if they wished.  Typing in about two or three pages a 
day. ^_^

Sounds very interesting... hey, where can I find them? Are they on this list?
but I can't find any here... humm...( Spira is scratching his confused head )

 But I have to say, I like what Orick's done with his sig characters.  
They've gotten very real to me...

But they are real, are they? ( turns back and sees Nothing snoring peacefully
in one the corner of the room ) At least, Nothing is real to me. ( looking
at his machine affectionately )

-joyce, Disciple of Kasumi
Joey-kun no iinazuke!
Princess of A-1
(which somehow makes me the daughter of two of my characters...)

Oh, which two? Sorry if I sounds like a fool, but I's still kind of new 
here and don't know everyone... err, every sig... ( "No, you're not new!
You've been here for a month!" someone calls from behind.) Hey, who's that?

Spira wanders off to see who the intruder is... *crash* and slams onto
an invisible force field.

A pretty blond hair girl pops into existence.
Girl: Hehe... baka's down again.( then turns to the audience ) Hi, everyone. 
Someone: Who are you? Spira's girlfriend?
Girl: Of course not. ( shots that someone down with a new weapon device )
Do you think I've such bad taste? ( Spira's protest can be heard from behind
but she punches the "mute" key, so we can't hear a thing of what he's talking
) I'm his twin sis, Claudia. Nice to meet you all. *grin* 

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Kirna: I knew it!  You're just another sig, masquerading as an author!
me: NO!!  NO!!  It's not true!!  It can't be true..!....
Kirna: Look up, kid.
me (seeing the Official Sig Separator Line):  AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

*giggle*

Claudia ( reading down the ML ): Wow, this is unbelievable!
Spira ( gesturing frantically, still can make out any sound ):...
Claudia turns and takes a look at him.
Claudia: Oh, all right. ( punches a key )
Spira: HEY!! GET OFF MY COMPUTER!!!
Claudia: Oh brother. ( punches the "mute" key again )
Spira:rr...
Meanwhile, Nothing is still sleeping in a quiet slumber, missing all the fun...

hehe...

Claudia/Spira