On Thu, 11 Apr 1996, Robert K Bentley wrote:

                I must say I liked it. I liked it a lot. Any possible 
way of posting the results of said .sig war after it's all done?

EEP!   AAARRRGGGHHH!!! URG!  (insert other such exclamations of shock and 
fear here)

  We're currently into Sig War III and the Sauce Wars.  I would say it's 
getting confusing, except that it has always _been_ confusing.
  And it's huge.  Kerbillions of posts....There are a couple of people 
planning to write up parts of it (like the individual wars), but that's 
nowhere near finished.....While we're waiting, someone could post "The 
Stand", unabridged, if they wished.  Typing in about two or three pages a 
day. ^_^

  But I have to say, I like what Orick's done with his sig characters.  
They've gotten very real to me...

Kirna: joyce, _I'm_ real to you.
me: But I created you!  That's different!
Kirna: Uh-huh.  Whatever you say, O Fearless Author.

-joyce, Disciple of Kasumi
Joey-kun no iinazuke!
Princess of A-1
(which somehow makes me the daughter of two of my characters...)

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Kirna: I knew it!  You're just another sig, masquerading as an author!
me: NO!!  NO!!  It's not true!!  It can't be true..!....
Kirna: Look up, kid.
me (seeing the Official Sig Separator Line):  AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!