"Why, becasue we're afraid Foxtrot the Furryous will prod me"

Wow!  I'm even scaring the Orick!

Very well written, The Orick, and you might want to brush up on you
r "ie" versus "ei" lessons.  Other than that, great job of summing up some
of the current Sig War action.

Now, if only we could hear from the rest of the participants

Foxtrot the Furryous
...oh, Pandaaaa!