I'm flattered. Wow. Butler rules. :-)


(As the theater curtain falls, we zoom out from the TV it was displayed 
on.)

Seamus: (switches of the set) 'Ere, they were laughin' at it! The bastards!

Giles: Oi think that's a good thing. "Laugh", as opposed to "sneer".

Mahon: Right.

Seamus: (chastisised) Oh. Okay. But I still havva urge ta punt that 
little bastard Ruffles through a window or two.

Giles: But he loiked it! He gave good reviews! Still...he is a bit scummy...

Seamus: An comin' from us, that's sayin' somethin'!

(knock at the door.)

Voice: Telegram!

(A note is shoved under the door.)

Seamus: (picking it up) 'Hat's funny, its from the Harvard Lampoon, 
something about boring rings...(His eyes go wide)...oh my....

Giles: Wot?

(Seamus comes out with a vicious grin.)

Seamus: Lads, I think it's time we pay Mr's Windir and Frito a little call...

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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