Sorry, Ben, but tigers _love_ water.  Besides, domestic cats and wild 
cats don't quite share the same mind set.  Domestic cats think of humans 
as adoring slaves; wild cats think of humans as prey.  ^_-

     I don't have much experience with tigers. And, right now, I'm too
choked up from Jeanne's excellent fanfic to come up with a witty retort.
I guess I'll have to leave the retort to your imagination. It must
include something about seeing you wet, and definately be gutter-minded,
since this is the fanfic mailing list we're talking about.... :)

Hey...be careful where you let your mind wander.  She's attached, remember?

     That doesn't mean the joke can't be said. I mean look at the
opportunity here: cat bathing, a tiger (large cat) who is "NOT cute!", and a
gutterminded mailing list.....
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Ben Kosse bmk7411@cs.rit.edu
Homepage with anime and other interests. (http://www.rit.edu/~bmk7411)
Biggest BGC otaku on the RIT campus (especially Priss).
Anime, RPG's, computers, poetry (read/write), music (listen/compose).
Author of the Bubblegum Crisis theme pack