On Mon, 8 Apr 1996, White Wolf wrote:

Two quick things, one personal and one related to the fanfic list.

First, I've registered fanfic.com with the InterNIC.  So in a few days, 
I'll make the changes so we can use it.  However, this time, the old 
address will still work.  So you don't need to worry about this at all.

Second, I've become an ordained minister.  So if anyone wants to get 
married, I offer my services.

   WW a man of the cloth...the mind boggles. One wonders what 
denomination? 

Seamus: That's a problem. 'Tis bad luck ta have a preacher and a grey mare 
on a Mailin' List. Everyone knows that.

Giles: Oi didn't know that.

Seamus: Ya. The ML "River Belle" hit a submerged rock a mile off island 
23 and sunk, an it had a preacher and a grey mare aboard.

Mike: I think that's steamboats, Seamus.

Seamus: I ain't takin' any chances. I'm sellin' me horse.

-Mike of No Particular Title or Handle

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