Greetings, all.

     After "Contagion", "The Circe Project", and the commercial, I am
officially burned out on writing the "Let's see who we can curse _now_..."
type of fanfic.  Therefore, I hereby bequeath this idea to any writer willing
to do a non-lemon fic on it, if it hasn't been done already.  By the way, I
will continue work on "The Circe Project", for those of you who may be
concerned.  Also, for those lemon writers out there, I give permission to
write a lemon parody of "Contagion", as long as my name stays off the lemon
version.  Trust me...there's some _twisted_ combinations you can have
there...(I'll be posting it on the Fanfic ML this weekend...) Anyway, here's
the idea.

     Marller receives a gift from a demonic colleague - a flask of water.
Supposedly, any goddess or demon who comes in contact with the water loses
their abilities.  Not one to waste an opportunity, Marller heads to the
temple, in an attempt to defeat Belldandy once and for all.  One problem:
Keiichi gets in the way...*splash*...

     Belldandy:  Keiichi....chan??

     Well, whoever does it, let us know how it turns out, and have fun
with it.

In a way, the idea has been dealt with in the manga.  In chapters 54 and 55, 
while Urd and Skuld are in Heaven taking refresher courses after Yggdrasil's 
crash, Belldandy falls ill, and the human medicines that Keiichi tried to use 
on her did not work.  So, he goes into Urd's lab, takes a few vials at random 
(not being able to read the labels), and tries out a couple on himself (biiiig 
mistake!).

The results?  The first substance gave him long hair.  The second gave him a 
rather ample bosom.  Eventually, a lucky phone call to Urd (lucky in that he 
was able to get through to Heaven) got him the correct formula to use on 
Belldandy.  Of course, he spent the last half of that chapter and the next one 
has a semi-girl (yes, he still had the family jewels, so to speak).

The moral?  Never go messing around in Urd's lab unsupervised....

Nightelf
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Peter L. Ward          falcon@best.com          Kyusaku on IRC #Anime!
Caretaker of the Urd Shrine (http://www.best.com/~falcon/urdhome.htm)

"This is fun no matter how many times I do it!" - Ukyou