At 18:47 06/04/96 PST, you wrote:

Chris: She's a cross between Azusa and Kasumi, and a Hibiki to boot.  Bidding
starts at one lousy pun.  Ok, Cyth. You can go. [Cyth leaves.]

<Foxx doesn't want to get wasted for making a pun, so writes it on a piece
of paper and hands it to Chris.....>

Sorry... Firehawke won that one, I think...

Chris: Did I forget to mention? She's of French ancestry. She's also the head
of the Church of Kodachi.  Bidding starts at one lemon. 

<Foxx hands Chris a yellow citrus football-shape......>
Keep whatever that is under control though......

Wrong kind of lemon.  I need a typed slobber-story emailed to me. ^_^
Any takers?

Chris: She just hasn't been the same since Akane came back and hogged Ranma to
herself...  Anyway, the last two are a special: Two for one.  Permanganate the
purple dragon, and Root Beer (a cabbit), his Sprite.  These two are busy in
alt.fan.dragons right now, so I can't bring them in to introduce themselves,
but Permanganate is a small dragon with a Jafar-like personality, from the
Village
of Greenwich.  Root Beer, his sprite, is a cabbit who doesn't transform

into a 

spaceship, but DOES have some magic... Never mind that it never works

properly.

Anyway, I'm DESPERATE to get rid of them, so you can have THOSE for FREE...

<Foxx growls and decides he wants them too......>

Chris: [Shoves a startled dragon and a frightened talking cabbit into Foxx's 
arms before he can back out.] There you are! Enjoy! [Runs away as fast as his 
legs can carry him.]

Permanganate: I am Permanganate, of the Village of Greenwich, and this is Root
Beer, my Sprite.  Who might you be?

Foxx: ???

Root Beer: I hope you're not violent... I'm scared of violent people...

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