At 15:34 06/04/96 PST, you wrote:

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Phfawughhks---> We need new sig characters.... people, please help us....
Focks---> We'll pay you..... money....
Phoxx---> We will?
Faux---> I'm tired of talking to myself.... help.....

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Chris: *ahem* I happen to be trying to get rid of .sig characters at the
moment...  We have a special on three of them... First off... Hibiki Cytherea,
from 'Ranma 2096'.  Cyth, step up please.

Cyth: Hi! [Waves]

Chris: She's a cross between Azusa and Kasumi, and a Hibiki to boot.  Bidding
starts at one lousy pun.  Ok, Cyth. You can go. [Cyth leaves.]
Secondly, there's Lepi Kodachi Demie, from the 'Ranma 2096' fanfic.  Lepi?

Lepi: [Walks up, swinging her hips rather seductively.]  It is a pleasure to
meet you, Monsieur Foxx.

Chris: Did I forget to mention? She's of French ancestry. She's also the head
of the Church of Kodachi.  Bidding starts at one lemon.  You can go, Lepi.
We don't need you anymore, Lepi.

Lepi: [Turns to leave.] I'll be in my bedroom. [Wink.]

Chris: She just hasn't been the same since Akane came back and hogged Ranma to
herself...  Anyway, the last two are a special: Two for one.  Permanganate the
purple dragon, and Root Beer (a cabbit), his Sprite.  These two are busy in
alt.fan.dragons right now, so I can't bring them in to introduce themselves,
but Permanganate is a small dragon with a Jafar-like personality, from the
Village
of Greenwich.  Root Beer, his sprite, is a cabbit who doesn't transform into a 
spaceship, but DOES have some magic... Never mind that it never works properly.
Anyway, I'm DESPERATE to get rid of them, so you can have THOSE for FREE...

So... Anyone game?



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 4th Acolyte of Ryouga - 'Ghoul Killer'  A nice kitty-cat in the face!"
 Founding Member C.A.S.K.E.T.		 -Akane Tendo, shoving Shampoo-neko
		 A.R.S.E.		into Ranma's face in the 'Cold 
 Ratiko@ManyMUCKs			Competition' Viz dub...     
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