On Sat, 6 Apr 1996, Matthew Trotter wrote:

Man: You know I have noticed that since entering into this thread there
     has been a noticable lack of, well, chairs.
Man2: Yes, I too have noticed the rather sparce furnishings myself.
Man: In fact it is not just the lack of chairs, but the tendency for this
     thread to be, well, not at all comfy.
Man2: My thoughts exactly.  I think this thread may be complete ...
      (checks fo vikings) . . . spam.
Chaotic Trickster: I didn't expect a spamish inquisition.

[CRASH]

trotter: Nobody expects the spamish inquisition!  Our chief weapon is
         replies.  Over quoting and replies.  Our two weapons are over
         quoting and replies, and abusive .sig characters.  Our three
         weapons are abusive .sig characters, over quoting, replies and nice
         red uniforms oh damn.

Matthew Trotter, crushed by a large foot.

<Shampoo starts chuckling just a little, keeps reading>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!<wheeze>HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEheehee
hee<sniffle>GIGGLESNORT...
THAT was funny!*^_^*


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