I finally got to read both parts of this . . . Great!  Keep it up . . . I 
laughed my ass off . . . . everybody looked at me weird and said, "Uh oh, 
he's laughing maniacly . . ." to which my co-workers replied, "At least 
he's not screaming obsinities at the Unix . . ."  Gimme more eldrich 
horrors . . . gotta love eldrich horrors ... 

Matthew Trotter, Ia! Ia! Shub-Nigroth!