On Tue, 2 Apr 1996, johnd wrote:

To: Ms. Hedge, and ALL other members of the ML.

You have inadvertantly used the old, tiresome label of "April 1st = April
Fools Day" [as if THIS ML needed anymore fools ^_^] - the proper PC term is
now WW Day in order to appropriately honor the Lord and Master of the Fanfic
ML.  Please observe these required strictures in the future so as to avoid
an unwanted trip to LEO.  Remember, he has Jody-chan available as an Enforcer...

And I created the wench...  Why?  Why did I create a strong girl like her 
and then surrender control of her to the BOFH?
Musica: you were intimidated by a stronger computer user than yourself?
Virgo: Wrong!  Rob's just a total moron, like I've been saying since he 
	created me!

	Robma "And they wonder why I'm taking such glee in their 
		eradication..." Orick

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|   {{{WARNING!  ILLEGAL SIG FILE!!}}}	 | Kasumi: Bye-bye, birdie!       |
| Akane: Shampoo, you saved me.		 | Nabiki: Please, stop that.     |
| Shampoo: Akane, when you get so heavy? | Kasumi: Bye-bye, birdie!       |
+----------------------------------------+ Nabiki: Okay, sis.  You win.   |
|   AGM Band at RGORICK@MAIL.UCCS.EDU	 |	   I give up, already.    |
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