On Sat, 30 Mar 1996, Erin Mills version 2.5 wrote:

 
    If I may quote from the Book of Pspams:
    
    "Yea, though I walk through the valley of Spamfics I shall fear 
no sig character, for the Divine Spam is with me and thy tin and thy 
gelatonous substance shalt protect me from raving loons like 
Psychowolf," etc., etc.

	PW:  <I existed long before the book was written.  Hell, I wrote 
it.  Any more questions?>

    However, in the interest of good sportsmanship and the fact that 
the pun was unintentional, I am willing to let the demented sig 
character off, THIS TIME. 

	PW:  <Mmmm, I feel SO blessed.>

    Be warned, however, that during the Break of Spring I sallyeed 
(and Maryed and Joanied for that matter.) forth into the world of 
"Ministry of Confusion" again and made off with another Biogen 
system. It is hidden in a very safe place, and I have more upgrades 
in the works than PW has hapless lackeys.

	PW:  <At this point, I have no 'hapless lackeys', merely Mr. 
Hibiki and that author-thing Mr. McWaters, both of whom are quite busy at 
the moment.  That, and I am immortal and indestructible, so I have plenty 
of time to kill you over and over again over the course of countless 
eons.  As for hiding things. . .as I said earlier, I have loads of time, 
and I do find all things, eventually.>
	Erin, don't listen to the fleabag.  While he is what he says he 
is, he's also a tad committed to other projects, so ignore him.  I'll 
take care of him for you.
	By the by, what happened to version 1 of you?

                                                 ---Erin 2.5
                                        OAA and 32nd Bishop of the    
                                        Church of the Divine Spam!

                                       Nathan