Subject: Re: [FanFic] THE FALL OF SPAMALOT The REAL End!
From: Andy Skuse
Date: 3/30/1996, 4:50 PM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

At 03:20 PM 30/3/96 -0500, I wrote:

(The king and his guards ride off back to the castle. The queen walks back
solemnly to the castle grounds. Instead of heading for the entrance, she
makes a detour and heads for the royal garden.)

Queen Furryous: (At the garden gate. Turns and looks up at the moon as it
dips low on the horizon, and the sun's first rays peek out) My dear knight.
What will become of us now? Will I ever set eyes on thee again? How can I
look at my own castle and king the same way that I once did? (Opens the
gate and steps quietly over to the marble bench next to the bubbling
fountain) Love- what strange game you play this night. Why do you set
yourself between two hearts like a thick cord, only to be broken by the
hands of fate? Take from me this silly tremble I feel, and replace it with
steely nerves, for on this night I dissolve my love, and exude it unto the
cleansing dawn. Let this love that I have known be nothing more than a
faint memory, to soften and grow warm as the years pass us by. Good-bye
sweet knight. Forgive me.

The End

Panda

Sorry forgot something!

(A rider in red armour pulls up their horse next to the garden gate. The
rider dismounts and runs to the queen)

Jody The Red: Queen Furryous! Come with me and I shall take thee to the
Prince. He waits just beyond the castle grounds in the airship!

Queen Furryous: I cannot leave! I have resolved myself to this! Oh my knight,
why can you not just see the wisdom in our parting? (Begins to cry)

Jody The Red: Hey! Quit that! Look do you love him?

Queen Furryous: <sob> Yes . . . <sob> but that is not enough!

Jody The Red: It is in this low-budget spamfic! (Hoists the queen onto her
shoulder, The queen struggles weakly) Off we go then in the name of love!

(Jody The Red turns back to the garden gate and helps the queen up onto the
saddle of a second horse. She then mounts up as well and the two ride off
to a forest in the east. As the sun begins to rise, the Queen spots Prince
Panda sitting on a fallen log, looking anxious. The airship sits waiting
behind him. Prince Panda helps the queen down from her horse as Jody The Red
looks on, smiling and shaking her head. Prince Panda embraces the queen and
they kiss for much longer than the script says they should. Jody tears them
apart so they can finish the scene)

Queen Furryous: My knight! Take me from here now before I change my mind again!

Prince Panda: My queen! Thank the stars and the moon! Let us be gone so that
we may live together as it should be!

(Jody, the queen and Prince Panda climb aboard the airship and Captain Peter
steers the huge machine to the east)

Prince Panda: Jody my compatriot! How didst thou finally defeat Sir Virgo?

Jody The Red: It wasn't easy . . .

Final Scene (Really this time!) The Guest House

(The guest house is silent except for the sound of a party somewhere beyond
its walls. A secret panel is open along one wall revealing an animal pen at
a zoo. There are dozens of odd looking people standing around, some playing
cards at a table while others look about as if bored. Sir Virgo is seen
sitting at a table chatting with a Blue Tigress)

The REAL End ^_ --   (Unless Rob comes up with something!)

Author's Note: I always wondered how Virgo got to the Poker Game . .  Hey!
The first ever crossover spamfic! <g>

Panda (Whew! Glad that's over!)

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