On Sat, 30 Mar 1996, Andy Skuse wrote:

Queen Furryous: <gasp!>

Prince Panda: <gasp!>

Sir Zodiak: <gasp!>

Sir Virgo and Jody The Red: <gasp!>

Director: Oxygen tank on the set! NOW!

I've heard of breathless, but , in the words of Shampoo... "This is stupid!"
ROTFLOL!
What is this, Spaceballs?

The Queen and the Prince smile and set off in a run for the stables.

Sir Virgo: That WENCH has killed Sir Zodiak!

Jody The Red: That wasn't in the script! Let's get them!

Sir Virgo: I'm with you!

Sir Virgo and Jody The Red run after the fleeing Queen Furryous and Prince
Panda.

King Rob(backstage, flipping pages): that was quick...  faster than when I 
	killed off Allegra during the War...

Sir Zodiak: (Gets up and dusts himself off) (To Director) Hey Phil? What the
hell was that all about?

Phil the Director: Sorry big guy. The budget ran out and we had to alter the
script. We blew too much cake on the sets I guess.

Sir Zodiak: THE SETS?? There are no sets you incompetent boob! There's
just a white backdrop!

Robma-chan: "Imagination is all you really need... If you belive love is 
	just a kiss away! ..."
Allegra: I told you it was a bad idea to let him buy that CD...
Virgo(Shrug): What's past is past...

Sir Musica: Your majesty! <pant> They're escaping <pant> as we speak!

King Rob: The queen and the prince? Impossible! She would never leave Spamalot!

Sir Musica: It's true <pant> I saw with mine <pant> own eyes! They <pant>
are making their way to <pant> the stables at this very moment!
<pant> OXYGEN TANK SOMEBODY??? <clunk>

Delivery man: Thata be $12.45...
Musica(handing over the cash): damn cod...

King Rob: Can it be true? My queen taking flight from our beloved Spamalot?
I must see for myself! GUARDS! (Guards enter) Take me to the royal stable at
once!

(Insert quick tower scene...)
King Rob(entering alone): It seems that the Queen is taking flight...
Man in Iron Mask: god save her...
King Rob(anger flahing in his eyes): Do I look like I care for what God 
	can do for her?!  She won't be getting far...  Don't worry...  
	I'll be kind to her...  hehehehehe...
MiIM: flee, foxtrot...  flee for all our sakes...

	Rob "Going to work now..." Orick

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Musica(high pitched voice): you imbecile!!!  this is helium!!!!!!!!!