At 09:44 AM 3/30/96 +0000, you wrote:

        Back in the Royal Castle, The Annoyimg Court Jester is fiddling
  with the loudspeaker...
        "Wake up, everyone!" His singsong voice can be heard through out
  the place. Members of the sleeping court run out from their quarters
  with all sorts of weapons and are ready to kill whoever it is that
  disturb their peaceful night.
        "Grr... it's you again!" One of the Lady in waiting says as they
  see Spira is playing a lute in front of the Royal loudspeaker. "What
  is it this time?"  They all groan as the court jester sings on. "And
  would you stop singing? It sounds like a cat scratching on a glass
  with crow screaming at the background... aarrgghh..."
        One of the nobleman hits Spira squarely on the head. "Oouch!"
  The court jester falls over and lands on the crowd. "Hey, I'm just
  trying to alert everyone that our beloved Queen has run away with
  Prince Pants-a-lo... I mean Prince Panda." Spira lays on the ground 
  rubbing his injured head.
        "What?!" "Can be..." "That traitorous Prince has kidnapped 
  our Queen!" "We must tell the King!" "Go save the Queen!" The court
  is in a chaotic mood, everyone is shouting hysterically, then they
  run off in all direction... to do whatever they are going to do...
        Meanwhile, Spira is still lying on the floor, a half smile
  hanging on the corner of his mouth. "Well, well... things are getting 
  more and more interesting now..."