RASPUTIN! Fetch the following implements:

   1) A bucket of soapy frogs.
   2) A battery operated dolphin with inflateable wings
   3) The trunk of whpped cream and cobra venom
   4) Bart the Giant Perverted Turtle
   5) The performance artist who protests apartheid using a bathtub 
full of rigatoni
   6) And, the "William Shatner's Greatest Hits" Album.

*Somebody* on this list reads Dave Barry, I see...
   
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** Kent Magami (aka David Outram)   Member, Red-Head Anime Girls Fan Club **
*********** Second Deacon of Ryoga, Tracker of the Wandering One ***********
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**B-ko: Let's just say a *lot* of men would be very disappointed if I were**
**      to be hurt.                                                       **
**A-ko: B-ko, the only men around for miles are withered old prunes!      **
**      You're dating *them*?!                                            **
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