I'm writing this for several reasons:
a> because I'm a hipacrit
b> because I haven't done it in a while
c> get your mind out of the gutter
d> I got up at 4:00am and thats far to early 
    for me to act rationaly today
e> I like lists . . .
f> The "d" on my keyboard is starting to fade off

So here it is, the Matthew Trotter, damn I already have a headache, 
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 5> my STANDPOINT on . . . <its sort of on topic I just think its pathetic 
                            when people feel the need to reationalize 
                            themselves>
 4> IRC <in fourth place because there were only about 5 replies to it today>
 3> When do you read <:0:
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                      thats the secret if you must know . . .>
 2>Spam Queen <I think the reasons here are obvious>
 1>This of course <Why ask why, just don't reply>

Matthew Trotter, loosing . . ..humor . . . must . . lighten ...up . . .