I guess he will never get to read my fanfics... ^_~

Aw....he could read the pg-13 version (read, cut out all lemon)...
but then, it'd only take him, what, 10 minutes per story? 

Hey! You! That's not true! It'd take at *least* 13 mins! ^_^

Really? I figured, oh, let's see...about 100-150k all told for each 
complete story....snipping out the lemons....ok, 15 minutes. (I read 
fast, and usually have to read something a couple times to get the full 
enjoyment.)

Ah, okay... Well, 15m or so it is, then. Hmmm... you snipp out the lemon
bits and read something a couple of times to get the full enjoyment.
Anou... you think you should rephrase that, or is that what you mean? ^_~

Kun-chan...