At 08:35 AM 3/28/96 -0800, you wrote:

Sage-chan,

Membership to the court is based upon how much you spam and the content
of it.

So pick a name that describes how you spam.

The Queen of SPAM-a-lot,

Foxtrot the Furryous

  i have self-proclaimed myself 

   the high archduke of spam

 long before i even knew about there being a royal court, too.

                                -evilmousse & crew

Satan + totoro: duke duke duke duke of spam spam spam duke of spam 
me: VERY funny.
totoro: and as i walk, through my dukedom, nothing can stop, the duke of spaaaam