Subject: [Fanfic] A really weird SM story idea I had...Lemme know if this works or is way too silly :)
From: "Ranma al'Thor <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu>" <ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu>
Date: 3/25/1996, 6:08 PM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net


This is a bit of an oddball story...It's unfinished...I'm trying to 
decide whether to finish it...

Take a look and let me know if you think it's worth writing more of :)

     The playground is normally an innocent place.  Normally, however, it 
isn't occupied by an eight foot tall green woman wielding a flaming 
staff, five teenagers in sailor suits with superpowers, and a lot of 
unconscious children.  

     Sailor Moon pointed at the creature.  "I won't let the life force of 
innocent children be stolen!  Childhood should be a time of innocence and..."

     While Sailor Moon was ranting, the creature tossed a small black 
object right into Sailor Mercury's hands.  "Catch."  She did, 
instinctively.  Then it exploded...

     The last thing she heard was Sailor Venus shouting, "NO!!!!!!!   
MERCURY!!!!!!!!!"

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     For a time, all was black and void.  Am I dead?  I didn't feel any 
pain...where is everyone?"  Then there was a breeze upon the surface of 
the void, and light...

     Mercury blinked.  The world was lit once more.  It was still night 
time, but she was now in a ...forest?

     She stood deep in a forest of deciduous trees.  Two horses were 
tethered to a tree nearby, each with a saddle and heavy packs.  A little 
farther away, a small wooden building with translucent orange windows 
sat among the trees with its front door open.  She could hear voices inside.

     "Where am I?  That must have been some sort of teleportation 
bomb...I guess it wanted to get me out of the way."  Mercury activated 
her VR visor, setting it to scan for evil energies.  None lingered.  In 
fact, the building seemed likely to be a holy spot.

     A calm voice emitted from the building.  "Sirs, this shield ought 
not to be hanged about no knight's neck but the worthiest knight in the 
world, and therefore I counsel you knights to be well advised."  Whoever 
it was, they were female, speaking in ever so slightly archaic Japanese.  

     Knights?  WHERE am I?  Sailor Mercury walked over to the doorway and 
looked in.  It was a simple Christian chapel, with a few benches, an 
altar, a side door that likely lead to its caretaker's quarters, a large 
cross on the wall behind the altar...and a white shield with a blood red 
cross marked in its center, hanging on a pole behind the altar.  What was 
a shield doing hanging up by the altar of a church?  Two figures clad in 
armor stood before the altar with their backs to Sailor Mercury, but 
facing an old woman in brown robes with an oddly shaved head.  She had a 
single lock of hair in the front, then was shaved back to about the 
middle of his head, but still had hair in back and on the sides, just not 
the top.  A simple wooden cross hung from a leather cord around her 
throat.  

     As Mercury watched, one of the knights strode over towards the shield.  
The other spoke.  "What happens if an unworthy knight takes the shield?"  
It was a woman, with a lyrical voice, a voice that Sailor Mercury found 
familiar...

     "No woman may bear this shield around her neck but she be mischieved 
or dead within three days, or maimed forever."  The woman turned to the 
advancing knight.  "Let that be your warning if ye seek this adventure."

     "I must take the adventure that comes before me," the knight said, 
reaching out for the shield.  "I'll not be scared off by the words of an 
old nun who knows nothing of honor and glory."  Her voice also sounded 
familiar.  

     "I shall not attempt this adventure, Haruka, and I advise thee not 
to attempt it either."  Mercury blinked.  Haruka?  Could that be...yes, 
that was Michiru's voice.  What were they doing here?  

     She scanned the shield.  No evil energies...but they might be masked 
or something.  What were Haruka and Michiru doing in armor?  I'd better 
do something.

     Mercury said, "Hello, there!  Where am I?"

     The nun and the knight who sounded like Michiru turned to face 
Mercury.  The other knight, however, stepped forward and took the shield 
off the pole.  The nun said to Mercury, "Welcome, traveller to the Chapel 
of the Shield, founded by Joseph of Arimathea in 45 AD.  May you find 
rest and peace here."

     "I am Senshi Dodinas, and this is my adventuring companion, Senshi 
Sagremor le Desirous," said the knight who had not taken the shield.  Her 
helmet was open, and she looked very much like Michiru.  "Who I pray has 
not been overly eager in this case."

     The shield-bearing knight said to Senshi Dodinas,  "I do what 
should, and must be done.  How could we pass up such an adventure as 
this?  It is for such as this that we became Senshi."  She looked very 
much like Haruka.  Mercury now realized that they both looked about 
twenty years older than the Haruka and Michiru she knew.

     "You wouldn't happen to...know anyone named Haruka or Michiru would 
you?  And where...is this place?"  I sound like an idiot.  They might be 
relatives.  Senshi...Because they are knights?  What IS going on here?

     The two knights blinked.  "You know...our secret names?  What magic 
is...wait, you look familiar."  Senshi Dodinas furrowed her brows.  "You 
look rather like Senshi Bedevere.  Are you her sister perhaps?  And what 
is that strange outfit you are wearing?"

     Mercury smiled faintly.  No stranger than yours.  "It is my Senshi 
uniform.  I am Sailor Mercury.  I fight for Love and Justice in the name 
of the planet Mercury."

     Haruka turned to Michiru.  "How long have we been gone from 
Camelot?  I don't remember seeing her at the last gathering of the Round 
Table we attended."

     Round Table?  Mercury blinked.  That sounded familiar...What was 
that from?

     Michiru said, "She looks more a sorceress than a Senshi.  No proper 
armor for one thing."  Turning to Sailor Mercury, she said, "Are you a 
sorceress?  I've never seen a Senshi who dresses like you."

     "Umm, I suppose you could call me that.  Where am I?"  

     "In the Forest Sauvage, in the realm of Logres, on the Isle of 
Britain.  We two are knights of the Round Table, sworn to defend this 
land.  I take it you have travelled far from home by some strange 
adventure?"  Haruka said.

     "Yes, you could say that.  Have you ever heard of Japan?"  Blank 
stares met that statement.  Why are they speaking Japanese if they've 
never heard of Japan?...Wait, Round Table...Britain...King Arthur!  They 
must be knights serving King Arthur!  Then why is everyone speaking 
Japanese?  Or are we speaking English and I haven't noticed somehow?  
This is confusing me.

     "Japan?  Is that somewhere in Africa?"  Michiru said.

     Haruka snapped her fingers.  "It's the kingdom of Prester John!  Right?"

     Sailor Mercury sighed.  "So you serve King Arthur?"

     "King who?"  Haruka said.

     The nun furrowed her brow.  "He is obscure to me also.  Who is he 
married to?"

     "Queen Guenevere."

     Michiru shook her head.  "Never heard of either of them.  We serve 
the High Queen of Britain, Rei Pendragon and her consort, King Mamoru."

     Sailor Mercury, quite appropriately, fainted.

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That's as far as I've gotten....I do have a casting list worked out, with 
its own twisted logic...Take a look and let me know what ya think:

Uther     =
Igraine   =
Morgan    = Beryl
Morgawse  = Zoicite  <This is the Male Zoicite, btw :)...note that Malachite
                      is Lamorak, who was Morgawse's lover in the Arth. 
                      legends>

Arthur    = Rei       <Why Rei?  To get the A-G-L triangle to parallel the
Guenevere = Mamoru     R-M-U triangle...especially since it let me use 
Lancelot  = Usagi      Chiba-Usa as Galahad :)>

Ector     = Grandpa
Kay       = Yuuichiro <Yeah, he doesn't have the temper, but nothing is 
                       perfect.>

Merlin    = Artemis
Vivian    = Luna           <Vivian is the Lady of the Lake who raised 
                            Lancelot and gave Excalibur to Arthur.>

Nimue     = Miss Haruna :) <I'm open to better suggestions...I really 
                            couldn't come up with a better idea...She's
                            the one who trapped Merlin in the tree/cavern>

Lot       = Mistress Nine  <Again, I'm open to suggestions.  I need a 
                            woman, preferably evil.  Lot was King of Lothian
                            and husband of Morgawse, who is Zoicite here.> 

Gawaine   = Prisma         <Chosen because the first four here are full
Gaheris   = Avery           brothers...Mordred is their half brother--
Gareth    = Birdy           Arthur and Morgawse were his parents.>
Agravaine = Catsy
Mordred   = Hotaru

Bedevere  = Ami            <The wisest of the knights of the Round Table>
Percival  = Minako         <Percival and Bors were two of the three knights
Bors      = Makoto          who succeeded in finding the Holy Grail.  Bors
                            was the only one who came back...>

King Mark = Umino          <King Mark is the Comedy Relief knight of the 
                            legends...He tries to be heroic and fails 
                            miserably...He's more of a bastard than Umino
                            really is, though...Suggestions?> 

Tristam   = Nephrite       <Tristam loved Isoud, but had to let his liege,
Isoud     = Naru            King Mark, marry her...this eventually led to
                            trouble.>

Elaine    = Motoki         <Suggestions here...Elaine was Galahad's mother 
Dame                        who seduced Lancelot by impersonating Guenevere
Brisen    = Unazuki :)      with Dame Brisen's magic...I chose Motoki because
Galahad   = Chiba-Usa       he at least had vague romantic connections to 
                            Usagi, but other suggestions eagerly taken.>


Turquin   = Jadeite        <Mostly chosen cause I couldn't find a good villan
                            knight for Jadeite to be...Suggestions taken 
                            eagerly.>

Balin     = Ann            <Balin and Balan were brothers...ended up killing
Balan     = Ail             each other while disguised, not recognizing each
                            other...again, suggestions taken with pleasure>

Pellam    = Professor Tomoe <King Pellam is the grail king...Aka the 
                             Wounded King, the Fisher King...He needs the 
                             Grail to be healed.>
Garloth   = Kaolinite       <An Invisible Knight, Pellam's brother...Any 
                             SM villians who used invisibility?>

Pellinore = Rubeus          <Who hunted the Questing Beast>
Lamorak   = Malachite       <Pellam's son, Morgawse's Lover>
Questing
Beast     = Questing Bunny :) <Rubeus wants that Rabbit :)>

Sagremor  = Haruka           <A Rash knight, noted for rushing into combat>
Dodinas   = Michiru          <His wiser and frequent companion>





John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu   http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~ranma/falcon.html 
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"He's a try hard homie... those idiots who hang around wearing baggy pants 
and have hats on the top of their heads (not *on* their heads) who just 
go 'Yo, man' all the time, hanging around in groups. Bleh."--Caroline 
Seawright, speaking of an obnoxious person.