At 08:01 AM 3/24/96 -0500, fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net wrote:

Greetings!

Will MY cooking do? (Smiles and holds up the charred remains of what must 
have onece been.... instant ramen?) :P At least Akane can leave the 
kitchen in relitavely good condition..... I swear my stove hates me. 

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M. Miner 
         
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DEATH TO KITCHEN APPLIANCES!
(Yes, I have burned ramen before---remember, add water first!!)

Ummm, does letting the pot boil over and turn the noodles into an excellent
glue substitute count?  ;)

I can but only shudder, remembering the time I was on the phone with you and
you managed to burn a pizza, toast the oven, and nearly burn down your
house.. Good thing I remembered my chemistry, ne? ^_^

John "Firehawke" Peasley

How does chemistry help you in this instance?  Antidote for the pizza?  -_^

Hmm.. close enough.. -_^... used chemistry to put out the fire in the oven,
however the house was still filled with smoke.. plus she missed the FIRST
time.. I wonder about her somedays... <shakes head>..

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