very good class...

Yar(in the corner with a dunce cap): how the hell this this happen?

Hey! Pipe down over there ...or I'll have you clean the chemical
sludge from the drain traps after school!
 

Allegra(she wears a hardsuit in the first place anyhow!!): Yes sir!  I 
    come equiped with one...

Excellent, Allegra... you would have also recieved full credit for
an independent oxygen supply or an inherent resistance to nerve
gas agents...

Allegra: But, sir!  I do have an independent oxygen supply and my suit is 
    airtight.  My suit has lifesupport systems as well as weaponry.

Very well... you pass. You are now exempt from the re-test which we
will have Monday. The rest of the class should have known better... so
hit the books! 
 

The REST of you GET OUT! ... And don't come back until you've read 
the next chapter "Common Agricultural and Household Items - Explosive
Fun or Menace to Society" :)

... Class dismissed!

(quickly making for the faculty parking lot)
 

Musica: you jerk!
Virgo: Teacher's pet!!!
Musica: and how can we tell if you're wearing a uniform under that hardsuit?
Allegra: You're just jealous because I'm better at academics AND better 
    built than you!
Musica(seething, her staff starts to glow): fireball!!!!!(For those who 
    have played Capcom's D&D arcade game)

James turns around as one large wing of the school explodes. He 
unlocks the car door and opens it. He stands there for a moment 
watching the flames...

"Hmmm... well... I guess they found the gas main..."

(And another one will be leaving us soon...)

Uh-oh...

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