Subject: Marital Arts (Ranma Lemon) - Ep2/Pt1
From: polaris@interpac.net (Jon K. Hayashi)
Date: 3/23/1996, 8:48 PM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

Ranma 1/2-Ranko 1/2:  Marital Arts
A Lemon Story by J.K. Hayashi

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Standard copyright disclaimer regarding Takahashi, etc., etc., etc.  
Standard lemon warning for those who don't like those stories or are 
too young.  Standard alternate universe warning for those who don't 
like the genre.  Standard Hayashi warning for those who don't like 
reading my stories.

What has gone before: 
Ranma Saotome, a 16 year old martial artist, goes to visit his fiancee 
Akane Tendo accompanied by his mother Nodoka and twin sister 
Ranko.  While there, they learn that not only are they the heirs of 
the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts, but the heirs of the 
Almost Anything-Goes Marital Arts School.  Ranma and Akane are 
given the option to break the engagement after a week together, but 
choose to let it remain after a few days.  To seal the pact, the two 
spend the night together, and are joined the next day by their sisters 
when Akane refuses to make a vow of exclusivity.  Nodoka decides 
to take them on a month-long training trip to keep their school a 
secret, even from Soun and Genma.  Shampoo and Ryoga arrive 
from China chasing the Ranma, but reach Nerima too late.  Ryoga 
promptly gets lost and Shampoo finds a job, determined to wait 
them out.
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Episode 2:  Reunions

Ryoga cursed Ranma for the millionth time somewhere in the 
vicinity of Osaka.  Not only did he run out on their fight, but he was 
cursed while following them so that he turned into a baby black pig 
whenever he got drenched by cold water.  He had one week left to 
reach Nerima if he wanted to be there when Ranma returned.

He wasn�t sure if he�d kill Ranma, but he�d definitely beat him up.  
No, he�d kill him.

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Shampoo was bored, and as the proverb went, there could be 
nothing worse.  She had waited three weeks for the return of her 
prey, Ranko Saotome, the girl who defeated her in Jokusetzuku the 
day of the tournament.  She had spent those weeks employed at Dr. 
Tofu�s clinic as an apprentice nurse, most of which were spent 
helping treat injuries that would have been borne proudly (as a sign 
of age, and therefore respect) in the village.  Still, his kind and 
gentle manner gradually wore down her disdain for such an attitude.

She had figured out why everyone was convinced that Ranma was a 
boy and not a girl (and vice versa for Ranko).  She had looked at Dr. 
Tofu�s medical records and Ranma was clearly a boy.  They must 
have switched names when they went to China just in case they got 
into trouble.

Part of the problem was that there was no challenges in Japan.  
There was that boy who tried to attack her with a wooden sword, but 
he was too easily beaten and she didn�t care for his proprietary 
attitude even though he lost.  Shampoo hated to admit it, but she 
wanted to meet Ranko again, and not just to kill her.  She was the 
only one she could look upon as an equal.  Maybe she could 
convince her to become a blood sister and therefore a member of the 
village.

Then she could seduce Dr. Tofu and they could all go back to the 
village and be happy.  Her Great-grandmother would surely be 
happy at the thought of a doctor as a great-grandson and at a new 
student.  Ranko could even bring along her brother and his fiancee.  
But that was just a fantasy that she fell asleep to.  Inside she knew 
she had to kill her.  And Dr. Tofu was already involved with 
someone.

***************

Soun and a panda danced for in the streets at the news of Ranma 
and Akane�s marriage, then continued to dance at the thought of 
returning to Kasumi�s and Nodoka�s cooking, then at the...

Nodoka shepherded the others into the house, and was partially 
shocked at the mess that cluttered the kitchen, the living room, the 
bathroom...

Nodoka quickly called Soun and Genma and started them on 
cleaning up the dojo.  Everyone else went upstairs to reclaim their 
rooms.  Everyone smiled at each other as they enter their separate 
rooms; they had spent the last month sleeping in the same room and 
it would be strange going back to the way things were before they 
left.  They had all found out one important thing about themselves:  
that like Nodoka, they found that the lovemaking techniques were 
fine every once in a while, but they preferred not to use them unless 
they had to.

Ranma and Akane entered what had previously been only her room.  
Truthfully speaking, they weren�t married, but Nodoka had said the 
lie was the only way they could be together without sneaking 
around.  They didn�t mind.

They had reached a sort of compromise on their relationship.  They 
would be married in truth after they graduated from high school, 
and at that point they would vow to remain exclusive to each other.  
Until that point they would welcome any of the others if they wanted 
to join them, but their sisters knew that they preferred to be alone.  
They weren�t insulted.

Akane made room for Ranma�s things (there wasn�t that much, 
mostly clothes), then sat on the bed.  She felt a little tired from the 
journey, so she lay down on her side and watched him unpack.  
After finishing, Ranma looked at Akane on the bed and stripped 
down to his underwear, slipping under the covers.  Akane got up 
and removed her clothes, leaving only her panties.  From outside, 
she could hear Kasumi telling Nodoka that she was feeling a little 
unwell and would be visiting Dr. Tofu.  Akane smiled to herself and 
joined Ranma under the covers that he held open for her.  The two 
soon fell asleep, Ranma�s arms around Akane�s waist as she closed 
her eyes and held his hand.

***************

Kasumi had picked her dress carefully, a low-cut affair that would 
slip easily off her body, with a long skirt that almost touched the 
floor.  The material was thin enough to be light and airy, but thick 
enough to hide the fact that she wasn�t wearing any underwear.  The 
upcoming event excited her, causing her to caress her mound.  She 
immediately stopped herself.  It wouldn�t do to walk around with a 
wet spot on her skirt.  She pulled on a light sweater so that she could 
slip unnoticed past her father.

Kasumi walked slowly to the clinic, centering herself.  Today was 
the day that she would make love to Dr. Tofu and cure him of his 
�love hysteria� for her.  She hoped that he felt the same way for her 
as he did a month ago; she was not the same person that she was 
when she left.  His patients made way for her once they saw  her 
coming, just like they always had, but now she noticed them and 
knew why they ran away.  Kasumi smiled to herself; she and Dr. 
Tofu would have complete privacy.

Kasumi frowned as she entered the clinic.  Inside was a girl dressed 
(if that was the term) in an incredibly tight and revealing 
combination of a chinese dress and a nurse�s uniform.  With her 
new appreciation of such things, she immediately noticed that the 
purple-haired girl was quite cute, and wondered what it would be 
like to make love to her.  But then she wondered if this girl had 
made any moves on Dr. Tofu.

Dr. Tofu walked into the room then, surprised to see her.  Kasumi 
could definitely the change in Dr. Tofu�s behavior.  She licked her 
lips as she thought of what lay ahead.  Dr. Tofu introduced the other 
girl as his new apprentice nurse, Shampoo, and then introduced his 
skeleton as her.  Kasumi blinked as Shampoo ran to the back to get 
some sort of balloon on a stick and then leave the clinic.  What a 
strange girl.

***************

Ranko kicked open the door to Akane�s room.  Ranma and Akane�s 
eyes flew open as they watched her push through the door, her arms 
full with Ranma�s futon.  She dropped it onto the floor and smiled at 
them.

Ranko:  �Just cleaning my room.�  [sighing]  �I envy you, Akane.  
	You�re the only one of us that�s going to be getting it 
	regular for awhile.�

Ranko sat on the side of the bed, then french-kissed both Ranma and 
Akane.  She was taking a chance that Genma wouldn�t burst into the 
room to take them for some martial arts training.  She quickly 
jumped to the other side of the room, winked at them, and quickly 
lifted the front of her shirt to flash them her bra-clad chest.

Ranko:  �Got to go back to cleaning my room.  See you two later.�

Ranma hugged Akane a little tighter as Ranko closed the door 
behind her.  They had both explored (and been explored by) every 
inch of Ranko, Nabiki, and Kasumi during their training.  They had 
all slept in the same room and became the best of friends again.  
Ranma and Akane fought, of course, but they found that the best 
way to deal with it was to just hold each other until it didn�t seem so 
important.

Ranma:  �Do you miss having the others around?�
Akane:  �A little.  I�m glad you�re here, though.�  [laughs lightly]  
	�In the same bed that I lost it to you about a month ago.�
Ranma:  �I lost it to you, too.�
Akane:  �I know.�

****************

Shampoo ran through the streets of Nerima.  Her day had come at 
last; she would be able to fulfill the �Kiss of Death� and finally go 
home.  She refused to allow the thought of losing to enter her head.  
It was true that Ranko had defeated her that day, but she wouldn�t be 
trying to kill Shampoo, which would be her mistake.

Along the way she was attacked by the boy with the wooden sword, 
who yelled something about �joining my other two loves�, whatever 
that meant, and boomeranged her bonbori off his head.

Shampoo burst into the Tendo Dojo and headed for Ranma and 
Ranko�s room.  During the three weeks she lived in Nerima she had 
prepared for this day; sneaking into the Tendo Dojo and learning its 
layout, talking to people about her prey.  She ran through the house, 
trampling over the pet panda and the Tendo patriarch who were 
scrubbing the floor and knocked the room door down with her 
bonbori.

Ranko turned from arranging her clothes in the closet, surprise on 
her face at Shampoo�s entrance.

Shampoo:  �Ranko no fool Shampoo with name again!  Die!�
Ranko:  �Shampoo!  What are you doing in Japan?�

Ranko quickly threw one of her dresses into Shampoo�s face, and in 
the split second she gained, ran down the stairs into the bathroom.  
Shampoo quickly followed to find a wet boy whom she now knew to 
be Ranma.

Shampoo:  �Ranko?�
Ranko:  �Heh, heh.  Not here.�

Shampoo looked into the bath.  There was no one there.  She saw 
Ranko turn into the room, and now she somehow lost her.  Shampoo 
patted Ranko�s chest to make sure that she was a man.  There was 
no sense in threatening the brother; if she was going to check him 
out as a possible husband (even if the rumors were that he was 
already engaged) it would be best to stay on his good side until he 
proved unworthy.  Shampoo quickly left to hunt for Ranko in the 
neighborhood.

Ranko went to warn Ranma.

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Nodoka:  �Genma!  What was that all about?�
Genma:  �Growf.�
Nodoka:  �Don�t �growf� me!  I want an explanation and it better be 
	good.�
Genma:  �Growf... yow!  Hot!�

****************
 
Kasumi closed and locked the front door behind her to ensure that 
no one would bother them.  Nodoka had said that she would have to 
lead Dr. Tofu, at least in the beginning, and that she would know 
when the �Love Hysteria� had passed because Dr. Tofu would act 
startled and disoriented.  Kasumi removed her sweater.

Dr. Tofu:  �Kasumi!  So nice to see you again!�
Kasumi:  �Did you miss me, Dr. Tofu?�
Dr. Tofu:  �Of course, of course, would you like to go for a walk?  Its 
	not much for a first date, but its such a nice day out...�

Dr. Tofu entered the kitchen.

Dr. Tofu:  �Oh look, a flower, I�ll pick it for you.�

Dr. Tofu picked up a plate and handed it to Kasumi.  Kasumi took 
the plate and placed it back on the counter.  She took Dr. Tofu�s 
hand (causing a slight burst of giggling) and led him to the 
examination room.

Kasumi:  �I thought of you while I was gone.�
Dr. Tofu:  �Well, isn�t that nice?  I thought of you, too...�

Kasumi sat Dr. Tofu onto one of the chairs, then sat on his lap, her 
arms around his neck.  She removed his glasses and put them on the 
side.

Kasumi:  �Dr. Tofu, I�ve waited so long for this day.�
Dr. Tofu:  �You have?  What�s so special about this day?�