Ranma 1/2-Ranko 1/2: Marital Arts
A Lemon Story by J.K. Hayashi
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Standard copyright disclaimer regarding Takahashi, etc., etc., etc.
Standard lemon warning for those who don't like those stories or are
too young. Standard alternate universe warning for those who don't
like the genre. Standard Hayashi warning for those who don't like
reading my stories.
What has gone before:
Ranma Saotome, a 16 year old martial artist, goes to visit his fiancee
Akane Tendo accompanied by his mother Nodoka and twin sister
Ranko. While there, they learn that not only are they the heirs of
the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts, but the heirs of the
Almost Anything-Goes Marital Arts School. Ranma and Akane are
given the option to break the engagement after a week together, but
choose to let it remain after a few days. To seal the pact, the two
spend the night together, and are joined the next day by their sisters
when Akane refuses to make a vow of exclusivity. Nodoka decides
to take them on a month-long training trip to keep their school a
secret, even from Soun and Genma. Shampoo and Ryoga arrive
from China chasing the Ranma, but reach Nerima too late. Ryoga
promptly gets lost and Shampoo finds a job, determined to wait
them out.
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Episode 2: Reunions
Ryoga cursed Ranma for the millionth time somewhere in the
vicinity of Osaka. Not only did he run out on their fight, but he was
cursed while following them so that he turned into a baby black pig
whenever he got drenched by cold water. He had one week left to
reach Nerima if he wanted to be there when Ranma returned.
He wasn�t sure if he�d kill Ranma, but he�d definitely beat him up.
No, he�d kill him.
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Shampoo was bored, and as the proverb went, there could be
nothing worse. She had waited three weeks for the return of her
prey, Ranko Saotome, the girl who defeated her in Jokusetzuku the
day of the tournament. She had spent those weeks employed at Dr.
Tofu�s clinic as an apprentice nurse, most of which were spent
helping treat injuries that would have been borne proudly (as a sign
of age, and therefore respect) in the village. Still, his kind and
gentle manner gradually wore down her disdain for such an attitude.
She had figured out why everyone was convinced that Ranma was a
boy and not a girl (and vice versa for Ranko). She had looked at Dr.
Tofu�s medical records and Ranma was clearly a boy. They must
have switched names when they went to China just in case they got
into trouble.
Part of the problem was that there was no challenges in Japan.
There was that boy who tried to attack her with a wooden sword, but
he was too easily beaten and she didn�t care for his proprietary
attitude even though he lost. Shampoo hated to admit it, but she
wanted to meet Ranko again, and not just to kill her. She was the
only one she could look upon as an equal. Maybe she could
convince her to become a blood sister and therefore a member of the
village.
Then she could seduce Dr. Tofu and they could all go back to the
village and be happy. Her Great-grandmother would surely be
happy at the thought of a doctor as a great-grandson and at a new
student. Ranko could even bring along her brother and his fiancee.
But that was just a fantasy that she fell asleep to. Inside she knew
she had to kill her. And Dr. Tofu was already involved with
someone.
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Soun and a panda danced for in the streets at the news of Ranma
and Akane�s marriage, then continued to dance at the thought of
returning to Kasumi�s and Nodoka�s cooking, then at the...
Nodoka shepherded the others into the house, and was partially
shocked at the mess that cluttered the kitchen, the living room, the
bathroom...
Nodoka quickly called Soun and Genma and started them on
cleaning up the dojo. Everyone else went upstairs to reclaim their
rooms. Everyone smiled at each other as they enter their separate
rooms; they had spent the last month sleeping in the same room and
it would be strange going back to the way things were before they
left. They had all found out one important thing about themselves:
that like Nodoka, they found that the lovemaking techniques were
fine every once in a while, but they preferred not to use them unless
they had to.
Ranma and Akane entered what had previously been only her room.
Truthfully speaking, they weren�t married, but Nodoka had said the
lie was the only way they could be together without sneaking
around. They didn�t mind.
They had reached a sort of compromise on their relationship. They
would be married in truth after they graduated from high school,
and at that point they would vow to remain exclusive to each other.
Until that point they would welcome any of the others if they wanted
to join them, but their sisters knew that they preferred to be alone.
They weren�t insulted.
Akane made room for Ranma�s things (there wasn�t that much,
mostly clothes), then sat on the bed. She felt a little tired from the
journey, so she lay down on her side and watched him unpack.
After finishing, Ranma looked at Akane on the bed and stripped
down to his underwear, slipping under the covers. Akane got up
and removed her clothes, leaving only her panties. From outside,
she could hear Kasumi telling Nodoka that she was feeling a little
unwell and would be visiting Dr. Tofu. Akane smiled to herself and
joined Ranma under the covers that he held open for her. The two
soon fell asleep, Ranma�s arms around Akane�s waist as she closed
her eyes and held his hand.
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Kasumi had picked her dress carefully, a low-cut affair that would
slip easily off her body, with a long skirt that almost touched the
floor. The material was thin enough to be light and airy, but thick
enough to hide the fact that she wasn�t wearing any underwear. The
upcoming event excited her, causing her to caress her mound. She
immediately stopped herself. It wouldn�t do to walk around with a
wet spot on her skirt. She pulled on a light sweater so that she could
slip unnoticed past her father.
Kasumi walked slowly to the clinic, centering herself. Today was
the day that she would make love to Dr. Tofu and cure him of his
�love hysteria� for her. She hoped that he felt the same way for her
as he did a month ago; she was not the same person that she was
when she left. His patients made way for her once they saw her
coming, just like they always had, but now she noticed them and
knew why they ran away. Kasumi smiled to herself; she and Dr.
Tofu would have complete privacy.
Kasumi frowned as she entered the clinic. Inside was a girl dressed
(if that was the term) in an incredibly tight and revealing
combination of a chinese dress and a nurse�s uniform. With her
new appreciation of such things, she immediately noticed that the
purple-haired girl was quite cute, and wondered what it would be
like to make love to her. But then she wondered if this girl had
made any moves on Dr. Tofu.
Dr. Tofu walked into the room then, surprised to see her. Kasumi
could definitely the change in Dr. Tofu�s behavior. She licked her
lips as she thought of what lay ahead. Dr. Tofu introduced the other
girl as his new apprentice nurse, Shampoo, and then introduced his
skeleton as her. Kasumi blinked as Shampoo ran to the back to get
some sort of balloon on a stick and then leave the clinic. What a
strange girl.
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Ranko kicked open the door to Akane�s room. Ranma and Akane�s
eyes flew open as they watched her push through the door, her arms
full with Ranma�s futon. She dropped it onto the floor and smiled at
them.
Ranko: �Just cleaning my room.� [sighing] �I envy you, Akane.
You�re the only one of us that�s going to be getting it
regular for awhile.�
Ranko sat on the side of the bed, then french-kissed both Ranma and
Akane. She was taking a chance that Genma wouldn�t burst into the
room to take them for some martial arts training. She quickly
jumped to the other side of the room, winked at them, and quickly
lifted the front of her shirt to flash them her bra-clad chest.
Ranko: �Got to go back to cleaning my room. See you two later.�
Ranma hugged Akane a little tighter as Ranko closed the door
behind her. They had both explored (and been explored by) every
inch of Ranko, Nabiki, and Kasumi during their training. They had
all slept in the same room and became the best of friends again.
Ranma and Akane fought, of course, but they found that the best
way to deal with it was to just hold each other until it didn�t seem so
important.
Ranma: �Do you miss having the others around?�
Akane: �A little. I�m glad you�re here, though.� [laughs lightly]
�In the same bed that I lost it to you about a month ago.�
Ranma: �I lost it to you, too.�
Akane: �I know.�
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Shampoo ran through the streets of Nerima. Her day had come at
last; she would be able to fulfill the �Kiss of Death� and finally go
home. She refused to allow the thought of losing to enter her head.
It was true that Ranko had defeated her that day, but she wouldn�t be
trying to kill Shampoo, which would be her mistake.
Along the way she was attacked by the boy with the wooden sword,
who yelled something about �joining my other two loves�, whatever
that meant, and boomeranged her bonbori off his head.
Shampoo burst into the Tendo Dojo and headed for Ranma and
Ranko�s room. During the three weeks she lived in Nerima she had
prepared for this day; sneaking into the Tendo Dojo and learning its
layout, talking to people about her prey. She ran through the house,
trampling over the pet panda and the Tendo patriarch who were
scrubbing the floor and knocked the room door down with her
bonbori.
Ranko turned from arranging her clothes in the closet, surprise on
her face at Shampoo�s entrance.
Shampoo: �Ranko no fool Shampoo with name again! Die!�
Ranko: �Shampoo! What are you doing in Japan?�
Ranko quickly threw one of her dresses into Shampoo�s face, and in
the split second she gained, ran down the stairs into the bathroom.
Shampoo quickly followed to find a wet boy whom she now knew to
be Ranma.
Shampoo: �Ranko?�
Ranko: �Heh, heh. Not here.�
Shampoo looked into the bath. There was no one there. She saw
Ranko turn into the room, and now she somehow lost her. Shampoo
patted Ranko�s chest to make sure that she was a man. There was
no sense in threatening the brother; if she was going to check him
out as a possible husband (even if the rumors were that he was
already engaged) it would be best to stay on his good side until he
proved unworthy. Shampoo quickly left to hunt for Ranko in the
neighborhood.
Ranko went to warn Ranma.
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Nodoka: �Genma! What was that all about?�
Genma: �Growf.�
Nodoka: �Don�t �growf� me! I want an explanation and it better be
good.�
Genma: �Growf... yow! Hot!�
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Kasumi closed and locked the front door behind her to ensure that
no one would bother them. Nodoka had said that she would have to
lead Dr. Tofu, at least in the beginning, and that she would know
when the �Love Hysteria� had passed because Dr. Tofu would act
startled and disoriented. Kasumi removed her sweater.
Dr. Tofu: �Kasumi! So nice to see you again!�
Kasumi: �Did you miss me, Dr. Tofu?�
Dr. Tofu: �Of course, of course, would you like to go for a walk? Its
not much for a first date, but its such a nice day out...�
Dr. Tofu entered the kitchen.
Dr. Tofu: �Oh look, a flower, I�ll pick it for you.�
Dr. Tofu picked up a plate and handed it to Kasumi. Kasumi took
the plate and placed it back on the counter. She took Dr. Tofu�s
hand (causing a slight burst of giggling) and led him to the
examination room.
Kasumi: �I thought of you while I was gone.�
Dr. Tofu: �Well, isn�t that nice? I thought of you, too...�
Kasumi sat Dr. Tofu onto one of the chairs, then sat on his lap, her
arms around his neck. She removed his glasses and put them on the
side.
Kasumi: �Dr. Tofu, I�ve waited so long for this day.�
Dr. Tofu: �You have? What�s so special about this day?�