(scene: The next day, in the Tendos' living room.  Soun and Ranma-chan are 
quietly reading the newspaper.)
AKANE: (Walks into the room with a teapot.) "Would anyone like some tea?"
SOUN: "No thanks...I'm not thirsty...really...."
AKANE: "YOU JUST THINK I CAN'T COOK!  It's just TEA!  I can make TEA 
       without anything going wrong!"
SOUN: "But I'm not thirsty!"
AKANE: "Shut up and drink it!" (They run out of the room.  On the way out, 

                                        ^^^^^^^^who are they? and why do
THEY run out?
                                                hello?



By the way--- the commentaries were just hilarious.... I never read this
story in its original form (I'm glad!) And I think that it was a million
times better this way anyway :)!