Indeed; I might as well join this current spam fest....

   Date: Tue, 19 Mar 1996 14:54:23 +1100 (EST)
   From: Caroline Ann Seawright <kunoichi@yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au>

   > > Kun-chan pouts, "What a wimp... He'll never ever have children
   > > at the rate he's going! (Or she, depending on the water
   > > temperature at the time... Hey!  Maybe Rob wants to be female
   > > to have hir own children hirself!)"

   > (regains consciousness really fast) Um, no thanks!  (RUN AWAY!!!!!!!)
   > 
   > 	Rob "Ugh!  No way!" Orick

   Kun-chan yells after him, "But one of the signs of a guy wanting another guy
			      is to have super-homophobia! You *REALLY* want to
			      become a mother, don't you!?"

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar....

					- Harold