Maybe it was the Good Times Virus?

[Ducks thrown objects including 100 lb. anvils and 2 ton blocks of cement]

Panda

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Childra: [Brandishing machete] Laddie, you've just exceeded the bounds
of good taste... To paraphrase J.P. Morgenstern and Mr. D&I, "My name
is Childra Jansen. You've killed propriety. Prepare to die."

Ratiko: Uh-oh... [Turns to Chris] Maybe you'd better take HER to the
Web-Spamfic FH is organizing...

Chris: [blinks] Weren't you a bat just a message or two ago?

Ratiko: Oh, I took care of THAT problem... [Smiles and turns to where
his little sister is lying unconscious, black char marks on her pink
dress.]

Chris: I take it she made you angry... [Ratiko nods, and holds up
a now-empty tea kettle.]