On Mon, 18 Mar 1996, Andy Skuse wrote:

Sounds like I'm missing something here. Where is this "sig war" taking place?
(Another ML?). I'd rather remain neutral but if Virgo's in trouble . . .

A secret organization of authors who use their sigs to wage war with one 
another.  You can only get in by invitation only...  Sadly, the Band's losing.

Okay... maybe I am planning to eliminate a couple more members...  Virgo 
and Allegra must go... (evil grin...)

NANI!!!???

Yup!  I'm planning to recycle Allegra by droping her off the Tokyo Tower 
without her thruster pack and I'm not sure how to take out Virgo just 
yet...  Maybe I'll kill Jody instead... (j/k maybe)

[A shadowy figure crosses the lawn towards the Tendo Basement. Silently, the
figure lifts a window sash leading to the basement, and slips through the
opening like liquid. The handle of a katana flashes like gold in the
moonlight, as the ronin makes his way to Robma's room . . . ]

Robma(types away at the Mallet 3000, the outside world oblivious to him): ...

Musica: hey!  that means i have to face off with daddy...  chikuso...  i'm 
	screwed...

[The ronin stops midway in a dark hallway, hearing a distressed female voice
through the gap of a door left ajar . . . ]

(The figure is shocked to see Musica with candles strapped to her head 
and mixing a potion to protect her from evil...)

	Rob "Geez!  So the Band screwed up, Akane got killed, and Ranma >and

Zodiak are now lost to us as well!  It's not my fault!" Orick

[The shadow warrior turns back from the sobbing female voice, and returns to
his search for the sleeping Robma . . . ]

Robma(not asleep and still typing): now...  where do i go from here?

Panda (If Virgo dies . . . GROWWFF!)

	Robma "Huh?  Mr. Saotome?  Is that you?" Orick

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Virgo(dressed in a pure black ninja outfit and hanging from the ceiling): if 
	i die, you die, orick...
Robma(throws his coffee cup over his shoulder and klonks Virgo): Get off 
	the ceiling, stupid!  Nabiki might come down here, see you, and 
	charge us extra for using the ceiling as well... (resumes typing)
	Must finish Twilight...