At 12:08 AM 3/20/96 +1000, you wrote:

       Kun-chan ( reaches out and grip Spira's collar ): *What* *is*

*it*

       *that* *you* *are* *hiding* *from* *me* ?

       Spira struggles in her grip, trying desperately to get free 
       and stuffed the papers into his pocket.  

       David appears out from no where as anime characters and 
       vorlons are honour bound to do.  He snatches the paper and
       looks at them.

       Spira: Hey, what're you doing here? Give it back! ( trying
       desperately to grip the papers )

       David: Hmm Hmm Ah

       Spira/Kun-chan: where did you come from?

       David: I've always been here.

       Kun-chan: What are they, Spira?

       Spira: I don't know either. All I know was that this man
       with a purple aura tried to kill me when I lift them.

       Kun-chan: Mike, Now where the hell has David gone?

       Mike: Hemm... err... you see... well...

       Spira: Just kill him, can we? ( waving his weapon impatiently )

       Kun-chan: Oh... all right!!

       Spira/Kun-chan go after David, firing all sorts of weapons

       Spira/Kun-chan: Die, now!!

       David : Umm... ah... Kun-chan, don't you want to know
       what's on the papers?

       Kun-chan stpos so David shimmers out. Kun-chan curses 
       because he's done it again.

       David shimmers back in and hands very similar looking 
       papers back to Spira and Kun-chan. The papers however
       have slight mistakes on.

       David : For heavens sake! I was only trying to find a 
       photocopier!

       Then he shimmers out again as Spira is ready to go after
       him.          

       Kun-chan grips him just in time.

       Kun-chan: Not so fast. Now, tell me what is on the paper?

       Spira is trying his best to get out of Kun-chan's grip 
       and go look for David. 

       Spira : Look, it's nothing to do with you. ( trying to explain )
       It's just some...

       Kun-chan ( shaking Spira impatiently ): Come on, spite it out.

       Spira : Oh, all right. ( hands over the papers )

       Kun-chan ( clearly have no idea of what those papers are

about ):

       What is that? 

Kun-chan pikus at the papers, "I want to know what this stuff is, and why
you were hiding it from me!"

          Spira ( sweats dropping ): Listen, I'll tell you if you promise
     to keep it a secret. ( pleading deaperately )

          Kun-chan ( regards him suspiciously ): All right...

          Spira ( looks around to make sure that no one is there 
     eavesdropping, then he points to the figures on the sheets ): 
     These are the coordinates of the remaining Barneys from my last
     fight with Foxtrot. I've killed one, Kent and his friends killed
     another. And now, there's a few more left. I've been tracking them
     down since I get out of the chaotic war zone. ( he smirks ) I think
     Foxtrot is still in there, though.

          Kun-chan ( looks at another sheet of paper ): And what's that?

          Spira ( trying to pull away ): Hemm... err....

Kun-chan raises an eyebrow, gripping Spira's arm so he can't get away.

Kun-chan : I'm waiting...

        Spira ( looking frantically to find a way out ): Well... um...
     err...

        Kun-chan ( stares at him dangerously ): What?

        Spira : Oh well... ( finally gives up ) it has something to do
     with Nothing...

        Kun-chan : Nothing what? ( looks puzzled )

        At this moment, a black figure falls out from the sky and lands
     on Kun-chan's head. 

        Kun-chan : Aarrgghhh... ( then faints. )

        Spira ( wipping sweats off his forehead ): Wow, that was close...

Kergma: *carefully stepping off Kun-chan and assisting her to a nearby bench*

Kun-chan: *groan*

Kergma:  Here - try this  *pulls out extremely vile smelling bottle and 
        waves it under her nose*

Kun-chan: *now very much awake* AAAAck!!!  What the?

Kergma: good.  Now - did someone say that they had the coordinates of the rest
       of those despicable beings?

        Spira ( mutters under his breathe ): Uh... oh...

Kun-chan, still recovering from her rude awakening, just hands a sheet of 
paper to Kergma.

Kergma: This is the one!  I'll go and deal with these, then come back 
        and deal with the creator later.

Spira: *trying to look inconspicous, retreats further*  ummmm...

Kergma: hey - I recognise you - you had that weird device I destroyed.  
       *That* wasn't responsible for these things was it?

        Spira: What weird device? ( suddenly realization hits him ) NO!!
     You didn't... What have you done to Nothing? ( he calls up in the 
     sky ) Nothing!! Nothing!! Are you there? Are you OK? Answer me!!

        The talking weapon generator blinks into existence.
        
        Nothing: What are you yelling so loud for? ( It stares at Spira )
     I'm NOT DEAF!!

        Spira ( sighs with relief ): Thank God that you're OK!! I thought
     he's killed you. ( pointing his finger to Kergma )

        Kergma ( regards Nothing with a wry look ): So... You are the
     infamous weapon generator. ( He walks up to Nothing ) Did you 
     make all the Barneys and some other monsters?

        Nothing ( backing off ): Err... it's a mistake... I can explain... 

        Kergma : We sure hope you can. Now, Kun-chan, can you hold Spira
      and his stupid machine here while I go hunt the Barneys?

        Kun-chan nods. David shimmers back in again.

        David: I can help. ( He grips Spira's arm as Spira is about
     half way out of this mess )

        Spira : Ack!! What are you doing? ( struggling to get free )

        Kergma : Keep quiet, Spira. I'll due with you later.
        

Spira gulps as Kergma reforms into what is best described as a midnight
black Barney with gleaming *sharp* spikes.  "Best to fight fire with fire. 
I'll be back." 

Kun-chan nods, and reaches over to grab hold of Spira.  "Now, where were we?"

        Spira averts his eyes and thinks, "I'm dead."

        "You are dead, Spira!!" a voice calls out from their back.

        They turn and see Foxtrot standing there furiously, with her 
     cattle prod ready in her hands.

        Foxtrot: Die now!! ( She fires her weapon and fry them all )

----- End Included Message -----

Spira and David are floating through a very weird place.

Spira: Okay, so you saved my life. I wonder when Foxtrot will realise
shes killed replicants. I hope you didn't bring Kun-chan.

David: charity's doing that. 

Spira: What about Nothing?

David: He'll make his own way.

Nothing appears in Hyperspace

Nothing: Too close, that was too close.

Spira:(panicking) Barney's coming in!

David: what's the matter with purple dinosaurs?

Back on the ground.

Kergma: Now why didn't David help me? Being english he should
be immune to Barney.

(Scene changes to where Foxtrot is.)

Foxtrot: Lets see know why can I see David drooling? He ALWAYS wears his 
encounter suit. Once again he has used his replicant to escape just 
punishment. I'll get him yet!

Back in the weird area tthey all enter into a small place.
Once foxtrot and KErgma have calmed down they all exit.

Spira: I hate owing things to Vorlons!

Nothing: So do I but not as much as KUn-chan does

Kun-chan: Have you noticed where he has returned us to?

They see Fosxtrot appaching and run screaming.

Foxtrot:*now why did they do that I'm going after Panda*