Subject: Re: [FanFic] [Spamfic] The Spira Hunt (was "Good Times") episode 3 ( or should it be episode 4? or episode n? )
From: "w.w.Leung" <wleung@mustang.uwo.ca>
Date: 3/19/1996, 9:45 PM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

At 01:04 AM 3/20/96 GMT, you wrote:

Now, we're back to 'The Spira Hunt' again...

Spira and David are floating through a very weird place.

Spira: Okay, so you saved my life. I wonder when Foxtrot will realise
shes killed replicants. I hope you didn't bring Kun-chan.

David: charity's doing that. 

Spira: What about Nothing?

David: He'll make his own way.

Nothing appears in Hyperspace

Nothing: Too close, that was too close.

Spira:(panicking) Barney's coming in!

David: what's the matter with purple dinosaurs?

Spira ( stares at David in disbelieve ): You like them?! ( rolls his
eyes and exclaims ): They are monsters!!

David shrugs.

Spira: You're weird. ( he shakes his head )

Nothing: Maybe he wants some more Barneys... ( starts generating more
Barneys despite the fact the there's already a bunch of Barneys floating
around in hyperspace )

Spira: What are you doing? ( gripping Nothing ) Aarrrgghhh.... No!!! 
You can't do that!!

Nothing ( lights flashing innocently ): Why not?

Spira: Because... ( seeing that it won't understand whatsoever )...
oh, never mind... ( he rolls his eyes ) I'm dead... They'll never 
forgive me now...

Back on the ground.

Kergma: Now why didn't David help me? Being english he should
be immune to Barney.

(Scene changes to where Foxtrot is.)

Foxtrot: Lets see know why can I see David drooling? He ALWAYS wears his 
encounter suit. Once again he has used his replicant to escape just 
punishment. I'll get him yet!

Back in the weird area they all enter into a small place.
Once foxtrot and KErgma have calmed down they all exit.

Spira: I hate owing things to Vorlons!

Nothing: So do I but not as much as KUn-chan does

Spira: Umm... how did you get here, Kun-chan? Did David...

Kun-chan ignores his question and looks around.

Kun-chan: Have you noticed where he has returned us to?

They see Foxtrot appaching and run screaming.

Spira/Nothing: Uh... Oh...  we're dead now... damn you, David!
Can't you return us somewhere else?

David ( shimmers into existence ): Did Someone call me?

Spira: You!!

Spira leaps up and trys to grip David.

David: Oh no, you don't. ( then shimmers out agin )

Spira: Aarrgghhh... damn it...

Nothing: I think you've something more to worry about. ( pointing
towards Foxtrot )  

Spira ( throws his hands ): Excellent!! Now, she'll kill me for sure.

Kun-chan ( a little bewildered ): Why?

Spira: Look up there. ( He points towards the sky )

Kun-chan ( looks horrified ): What? Thousands of Barneys? With wings?

Nothing: They are Barney angels.

Spira/Kun-chan: Aaarrgghhhh....

[Commercial break]
Now back to the 'Hunt'

Spira unfolds the note that David left behind in his last shimmer out.

It says:

I said I couldn't see anythingh the matter with them. Now there not 
exactly to my tastes. I still don't understand why you American's 
hate him so much- David

P.S. I not going Aywhere near Foxtrot while she's in a bad mood.

Spira: AAARRGGGHHHHH! If anyone could clean up this mess David could.

Foxtrot: NOw what exactly is resoponsible for this mess?

Kun-chan/Spira: Nothing is that's what.

Foxtrot: your telling me nothing is responsible for that.

Kun-chan brings out a planet cutter.

Spira: Nothing is the name of my rather idiosyncratic weapons generator.

Foxtrot; What weapons generator?

Spira: NOTHING!

Foxtrot:(cocking the gun) I thought so.

Spira: Aargh. I  didn;t think Foxtrot was a cyclops.

Foxtrot ( firing her weapon maniacally ): Die!! Spira!!

Spira ( running away as the blast hit him ): Aaarrrrggghhhh.....
( flying high up in the air )

Kergma walks up to Foxtrot.

Kergma: Good job, Fox!! ( smiling broadly ) That brat needs a good
lesson. ( staring at Spira's direction )

Kun-chan: Umm... excuse me. ( she taps Foxtrot's shoulder )
What are we going to do with Nothing?

Foxtrot: What about it? ( she looks annoyed ) What sorts of dumb
question is that?

Kun-chan: It's Spira's weapon generator. The one that makes the Barne...

Foxtrot: What?! Where is that wrench thing? ( looks around )

Kergma: It's over there. ( pointing towards Nothing )

They all go hunt for Nothing. *grin*

Nothing, seeing who's going after him, tries to shimmer out.
But all the Barney angels in the sky are overlappong in real
space and hyperspace, blocking Nothing's escape path.

Nothing ( groans ): Why me?...