O.K. here's the deal;  My brother James (Phoenix) is out of town for the
next two days on a school trip (small vacation) and has asked (begged) me to
check his mail for him so that his server doesn't get overloaded (hence he
won't get screamed at).  That's all well and good (not).

But, since he hardly ever lets me near his computer, let alone his modem
(even though dad tells him he should let me use it!), and since he'll no
doubt change his password once he gets back, I've got a question:  "Does
anybody have any good Ranma Lemons that they could send me!?"

I mean, both James and I are big fans of Ranma and Ranma Fanfics, we just 
have...um...slightly different "tastes" so to speak.  

Also, it has come to my attention that nobody liked my suggestion to include
some lemon scenes in his "Ranma/Mechwarrior" story.  How can you say that
there's no place for them in a story like that?!

Well, since James is too much of a goody-two-shoes to write some, I will.
If anyone wants me to write some scenes, just E-Mail my brother and tell
him:  "You should have some lemon scenes in your Ranma story.  How could you
deny your brother his write to be creative like that?"  I'm sure he'll go
for that.  And, even if he won't include it in his regular story, he'll have
to let me write some lemon inserts like in "The Road Not Traveled" (an
excellent story by the way!).

Don't get me wrong I love my brother (if he finds out I said that, whoever
squealed dies!!!!), but the guy is just a little to hung up on writing
perfect stories to please everbody.  God! I mean there has to be somebody
out there who likes lemons as much as I do.

By the way, I will probably be put through every kind of torture, murder,
etc., device ever concieved for posting this behind his back, but I felt
that this needed to be said.  So if (when) you E-mail James, tell him you
are responding to the message he replied to asking him if it was possible to
leave out the lemon scenes; to which he answered "I have no intention of
putting in lemon scenes, that was my brother's idea." (I know he did because
I saw him respond to it.).  Unless of course you want to be the death of me!

Micheal Jones

P.S. Just use my brothers address.  As soon as I save up enough money to buy
my own computer, I'll set up my own account so you can talk to me personally.