On Tue, 19 Mar 1996, w.w.Leung wrote:

At 10:54 PM 3/19/96 +1100, you wrote:

       Kun-chan ( reaches out and grip Spira's collar ): *What* *is* *it*
       *that* *you* *are* *hiding* *from* *me* ?

       Spira struggles in her grip, trying desperately to get free.

       Spira : Look, it's nothing to do with you. ( trying to explain )
       It's just some...

       Kun-chan ( shaking Spira impatiently ): Come on, spite it out.

       Spira : Oh, all right. ( hands over the papers )

       Kun-chan ( clearly have no idea of what those papers are about ):
       What is that? 

Kun-chan pikus at the papers, "I want to know what this stuff is, and why
you were hiding it from me!"

          Spira ( sweats dropping ): Listen, I'll tell you if you promise
     to keep it a secret. ( pleading deaperately )

          Kun-chan ( regards him suspiciously ): All right...

          Spira ( looks around to make sure that no one is there 
     eavesdropping, then he points to the figures on the sheets ): 
     These are the coordinates of the remaining Barneys from my last
     fight with Foxtrot. I've killed one, Kent and his friends killed
     another. And now, there's a few more left. I've been tracking them
     down since I get out of the chaotic war zone. ( he smirks ) I think
     Foxtrot is still in there, though.

          Kun-chan ( looks at another sheet of paper ): And what's that?

          Spira ( trying to pull away ): Hemm... err....

Kun-chan raises an eyebrow, gripping Spira's arm so he can't get away.

Kun-chan : I'm waiting...

        Spira ( looking frantically to find a way out ): Well... um...
     err...

        Kun-chan ( stares at him dangerously ): What?

        Spira : Oh well... ( finally gives up ) it has something to do
     with Nothing...

        Kun-chan : Nothing what? ( looks puzzled )

        At this moment, a black figure falls out from the sky and lands
     on Kun-chan's head. 

        Kun-chan : Aarrgghhh... ( then faints. )

        Spira ( wipping sweats off his forehead ): Wow, that was close...

Kergma: *carefully stepping off Kun-chan and assisting her to a nearby bench*

Kun-chan: *groan*

Kergma:  Here - try this  *pulls out extremely vile smelling bottle and 
         waves it under her nose*

Kun-chan: *now very much awake* AAAAck!!!  What the?

Kergma: good.  Now - did someone say that they had the coordinates of the rest
        of those despicable beings?

Kun-chan, still recovering from her rude awakening, just hands a sheet of 
paper to Kergma.

Kergma: This is the one!  I'll go and deal with these, then come back 
         and deal with the creator later.

Spira: *trying to look inconspicous, retreats further*  ummmm...

Kergma: hey - I recognise you - you had that weird device I destroyed.  
        *That* wasn't responsible for these things was it?

Spira gulps as Kergma reforms into what is best described as a midnight
black Barney with gleaming *sharp* spikes.  "Best to fight fire with fire. 
I'll be back." 

Kun-chan nods, and reaches over to grab hold of Spira.  "Now, where were we?"

                                  ~~~~
                The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@sv.net.au

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