Subject: Re: [FanFic] Warning: "Good Times" story virus!! :-)
From: Caroline Ann Seawright
Date: 3/18/1996, 1:48 AM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

        Oh, want me to get those people for you? Gun them down or
   would you rather prefer to have them brought in front of you,
   whimpering and pleading their pitiful lives, offering you everything
   they possessed... I can manage that... *smug*
Don't gun them down... I want their money. Hmmmm... I like that second
option a whole lot more! Bring them to me!
        You've got it! Here they are. ( throwing them down in front of
   your feet )   Now, kneel before your great master here and plead for
   your life!! HAhaha...

   man1 ( shaking violently ): Oh... Please, please... I'll give you
   anything... just don't kill me... *whimper* *whimper*

   man2 ( trying frantically to find a way out ): Look, I didn't do 
   anything.  It's their faults! ( pointing his finger to someone in
   that pitiful group )
   
   Spira ( *smug* ) : Thank you very much! Now, we know who's the 
   ones who caused all these!! Humm... ( regarding those accused
   with an evil grin )

   man3 <one of the accused> ( he jumps up and leaps for man2 ):
   traitor! ( strangling man2 ) *beezz* Aaarrrggghhh.... ( dropped
   dead )

   Spira puts away the weapon and goes check on the corpses. 

   Spira: Two down, a few to go. *evil grin*

Hey! I want money not dead corpses! Dead people don't usually use my spice
much, so I tend not to favour them... And they're dead boring at parties.
Oh, well...
      
      It's kind of boring, I know... oh well...    

But I don't want to rob corpses! They are more fun if they fight back!


      man1 ( really scared out of his wit ): Here, here.  Take it, take it.
      ( handing over his wallet, his gold watch, his ring, etc etc... )
      Just don't kill me, please!!! ( kneeling on the muddy floor )
      *whimper* *whimper*  

Kun-chan takes all the stuff and uploads it all to her user/writer.

Give me everything you own! And you, too, man3!

      Spira ( kicks man3 on his side ): Hey, Kun-chan, man3 is dead.
      Why don't we... ( glaring at others in the group ) *evil grin*  

But man2 died... how did man3 die, too? *sigh* They drop off like flies
around here...

Kun-chan...