Subject: Re: [FanFic] Warning: "Good Times" story virus!! :-)
From: "w.w.Leung" <wleung@mustang.uwo.ca>
Date: 3/18/1996, 9:41 PM
To: fanfic@tendo-dojo.ranma.net

At 11:10 AM 3/19/96 +1100, you wrote:
        You've got it! Here they are. ( throwing them down in front of
   your feet )   Now, kneel before your great master here and plead for
   your life!! HAhaha...

   man1 ( shaking violently ): Oh... Please, please... I'll give you
   anything... just don't kill me... *whimper* *whimper*

   man2 ( trying frantically to find a way out ): Look, I didn't do 
   anything.  It's their faults! ( pointing his finger to someone in
   that pitiful group )
   
   Spira ( *smug* ) : Thank you very much! Now, we know who's the 
   ones who caused all these!! Humm... ( regarding those accused
   with an evil grin )

   man3 <one of the accused> ( he jumps up and leaps for man2 ):
   traitor! ( strangling man2 ) *beezz* Aaarrrggghhh.... ( dropped
   dead )

   Spira puts away the weapon and goes check on the corpses. 

   Spira: Two down, a few to go. *evil grin*

Hey! I want money not dead corpses! Dead people don't usually use my
spice
much, so I tend not to favour them... And they're dead boring at parties.
Oh, well...
      
      It's kind of boring, I know... oh well...    

But I don't want to rob corpses! They are more fun if they fight back!

  Spira: Oh? Humm... see what I can do... right, just wait a minute...
  ( runs off, after a few seconds, returns with some exorcists. )
  Now, raise from death, and fight!! ( making all kind of strange 
  gesturings and spells ) Raise!! ( man1 and man3 stand up like some
  zombies ) Now, go over to Kun-chan. ( they walk towards you. ) And
  have a nice fight!! ( the zombies start attacking poor Kun-chan. )
 
  Spira is smugging, counting money, and watching the fight. 

Kun-chan starts kicking and hitting and slicing at the zombies.
"Sheesh, this is childs play. They are soooooooo slow!"

     Spira ( rolls his eyes ): Push the FAST button, Kun-chan!!  
    
     Kun-chan finds the switch and pushes, all of a suddenly, the
     zombies fight in some incredibly fast speed, with some inhumanly
     strong punchs.

     Kun-chan: Now, that's better!!

     Spira ( mutters under his breathe ): Yeah, and the battery will use
     up even faster...
  
    Spira robs more money from the group.

    Spira ( checks his watch and looks up ): 5...4...3...2...1... *beezzz*
    Damn... the battery is down again ( the two zombies drop dead suddenly )

    Kun-chan: Hey, what was that? ( picks up man2 and takes a closer look,
    then drops him down on the ground ) I didn't kill them, did I? I thought
    zombies can't be killed.

    Spira ( muttering under his breathe ): Yeah, yeah. But the battery is
    not Energizer, so...

    Kun-chan: What did you just say? ( staring hard on Spira ) And hey,
    what are you doing with MY money? 

    Spira : err... humm... here.( hands her the money ) That's all they've
    got.

    Kun-chan counts the money, a happy smile spreads on her face.

    Kun-chan: I'm rich!!

    Spira puts his hands behind his back, hides away some paper.

Kun-chan looks up, suddenly suspicious at Spira. "What're you hiding from
me, hmmmm?"

Spira errs, "Nothing at all!"

Kun-chan frowns, putting her money away, stepping up to him. "What is it?
Tell me..."

       Spira ( backing off ): Hey, there's nothing...

       Kun-chan ( reaches out and grip Spira's collar ): *What* *is* *it*
       *that* *you* *are* *hiding* *from* *me* ?

       Spira struggles in her grip, trying desperately to get free.

       Spira : Look, it's nothing to do with you. ( trying to explain )
       It's just some...

       Kun-chan ( shaking Spira impatiently ): Come on, spite it out.

       Spira : Oh, all right. ( hands over the papers )

       Kun-chan ( clearly have no idea of what those papers are about ):
       What is that?