Well there, a side story!!And it is a bit crude..but hey this Ranma deserves
it!!!:)

We know return you to normal spam...if there is such a thing!!^O^

Going 200 on the highway of insanity....

Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien

Hah!  As a member of geek society, I *must* disagree with this story!  Try 
THIS on for size! ^_^

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Ranma Saotome sat up in his room, staring out his window.  Things had 
changed so much in the last couple days.  Suddenly, it was as if the 
rug of life had been pulled out from under his feet.  Everything he knew 
was gone.  Everyone hated and despised him, not for being a geek this 
time, but because of his "history" of being a big martial-artist bully.

Ranma wondered about his new fiancee.  What did she feel about him,
anyways?  He decided to go look in on her for a little.

Knock, knock.  Knock, knock.  No one answered.  He glanced at his watch. 
10:56 PM.  No wonder.  So, Ranma moved the door open and stepped in.  
He looked at the sleeping form on the bed.  "Wow," he gasped.

Leaning down, he couldn't help but kiss her face repeatedly...and she 
began to stir.  He jumped back and watched from behind the desk.

"R-R-Ranma.  Mmmm.  Not out here...Ryoga might see us and try to kill you 
again."

Ranma wowed to himself.  "She's talking in her sleep," he thought to 
himself.

"Why do you always play around with Shampoo and Ukyo when you have me?"

"Boy, I really WAS a playboy, wasn't I?"

"You want this!  Don't you?  You want this!  Say it!"(1)

Ranma looked on, bemused and excited at the same time.

"You DON'T?  Y-you mean I'm not cyu...cute?  Damn it, Ranma!"

She began to toss around a bit.  It was as if she was fighting.  
Suddenly, Akane bolted upright.  She was sweating very heavily.  
Suddenly her head snapped to the right to look straight at Ranma!

"Uh...hi."

"Ranma!  What are you doing here!" Akane yelled, already charging at 
full speed.

"I'm sorry if I bothered you.  See ya."  Ranma turned around to leave.

"You're...sorry?  Wait a second!"

Ranma turned around.  "What?"  Suddenly, his expression changed radically.  
To a loving expression.  "I'm really glad you're my fiancee.  You're one of 
the most beautiful girls I've ever laid eyes on."  If there was anything
he knew that wasn't a feature of most meek people, it was how to sweet-talk
females.(2)
 
"Ranma...!"  Then, "You're not just trying to do some pervert thing, are 
you?  You wouldn't REALLY say that, of course.  I'm just having a bad dream, 
right?"

"This isn't a dream.  And if you don't want me, go ahead and say so."

"No!  I mean, th-that's not it."

"Well, have a good sleep.  One of these nights, I'd like to stay with you
sometime.  Just to have some quiet time with you.  My fiancee.  To get to 
know you better inside and out."  

Evidently Akane had missed his vicious entendre, because she replied, 
"I don't really care who you like or what you want to know, but I'll stay 
with you tonight, just to talk."

She followed Ranma into the hall and then into his room.  As he shut the door
behind her his mind seemed to whirl with the possibilities that this night
could bring.

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(1) From "You Want This"("Janet.") by Janet Jackson.  

(2) Written prior to knowing s--- about the "meek" Ranma. ^_^

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