On Mon, 18 Mar 1996, White Wolf wrote:

On Mon, 18 Mar 1996, Todd Hill wrote:

1)  Is the other Ranma in the 1/2 continuity?  
        Perhaps, although I don't want to write it.  I will admit that a
whole other range of stories could be written *by someone else* to chronicle
the life of the 'geek' version of Ranma.  (And remember that he would have
the curse to deal with too...)  If someone decides to write this, I'd
suggest waiting until Ranko and Ranma have their little discussion about
some of the other Ranma's past.

WAHAHHAHA!!!  I was just asking myself today what that would be like.  
Personally, I think it's not worth it.  The guy was such a loser, who 
cares if Ryoga beats the snot out of him for the rest of hs life?

Hey, it could work on a more cerebral level, like an anime parody. Just 
imagine Ranma Saotome, the Otaku, dealing with the real Ranma's life...
Hell I even have a plot device to pull it all togther, like the Geek 
Ranma using a broach(*groan*) to wish he would be part of an Anime. 
Probably be a little bit on the lemony side, espically if the Geek Ranma 
runs into Kodachi...:)

Actually it would take alot to make this type of story intresting (and I 
mean to non-Carefull destiny readers) that any author taking this up 
would have a real trouble writing this. It would lead to total Ranma 
bashing, IMHO, which while fun for awhile, it just couldn't support a 
story on it's own....Although....

Ukyou: Ranchan...Could you please take care of these thug's, they're 
harassing my customers?

Ranma-geek:(*sweating*) Ahh...Ukyou-chan, I really don't think they're 
*that* annoying....

Ukyou: Come on Ranchan, you can take them!!Your the best martial artist 
in the world!!!(*whispiring*)And why do you keep calling me Ukyou-chan...?

Ranma-geek:(*nervouisly*) Well...you know ...Ahh...I ...don't wanna kill..
them..I'm in a generous mood...Ukyou-chan....yeah that's it!!!

A thug, hearing this conversation, decides to walk over and put his 
hand on Ranma's shoulder. Ranma has a look of extreme discomfort on his 
face, and one would wonder if he wouldn't wet his pant's in a few minutes...

Thug: So your gonna let us live today, MR. I'm a Martial art's god!!!

Ranma-geek: Well....Maybe..I don't know...(*Ranma has the hugest bead of 
sweat ever in Anime appear on his forehead..*) 

Ukyou: Enough!!(*introduces the falt edge of a spatula to the Thug's 
head...*) Ranchan can beat anyone...

Ranma-geek: Ukyou-chan!?!

Thug: Oh really, well let's see him use his 'world famous skill'!!!

Ranma-geek: Ah really, let's make peace!!I'll buy you some Miso Soup!!!

Ukyou: Ranchan!!You can take him!!Use your Mouka Takashiba and blast him 
into next week...

Thug: Yeah..let's see you do it, Mr Jackie Chan!!!

Ranma just sighed. He wanted to run away, but he couldn't as there was 3 
rather large thug's blocking his exit. Also there was Ukyou-chan, who was 
looking at him with innocent eye's, eye's that said to him you can do 
this and I'll be very happy when you win..very happy. So, being one that 
never pass up an opurtunity to impress woman(or to feel them for that 
matter..) Ranma Saotome decided that he had to fight...And he would use 
the most dangerous technique he had remembered from his limited training, 
the one he learned from a Gaijin cartoon series. Holding out his left 
hand, he made fist with his tumb and pinky finger extended and started to 
run to his opponent with a rather pathetic attack cry....

*****

Ukyou: You did Ranchan...you saved my life!!!

Ranma-geek: Well I am the worlds greatest Martial artist!!

Ukyou : But did you have to kill them Ranchan?

Ranma-geek: Ahh..I just need to practice my touch of death, it is after 
all quite a manly move, don't you think Ukyou-chan!!!

Ukyou: Why yes Ranchan!!!

Ranma-geek: Ukyou-chan...

Ukyou: Yes my hero!!

Ranma-geek : Do you wanna have sex!!

Ukyou : Oh yes!!!

Ranma-geek : Ohh...so sweet!!!Ahh more...more...

Ukyou just looked over to Ranma, who despite having his shoulder 
fractured, his pevis shattered, and his head mashed was right now trying 
to have sex with one of her chairs. Ukyou looked on perplexed, she never 
knew Ranma was one of those kinky people. Hell she thought Ranma avoided 
sex like the plauge...Oh well, you always learn something knew about a 
person when they've had the crap kicked out of them. 

Ranma conitnued to moan, in between gasps of pain and ectsasty. Ukyou 
looked on in a rather repulsied look, she didn't need this right now. Not 
after she just thrashed five thugs with the business end of a rather huge 
spatula...And the fact that Ranma who was supposed to help her, was in 
fact making her life more diffcult by spewing blood all over the floor 
of Ucchan's. Oh well, Ukyou thought, might as well toss him out ...He did 
after all use that stupid touch of death move...

And so Ukyou picked Ranma up with her spatula, and proceded to throw him 
into the nerby ally way, at a velocity of around 90 m/s. He soon manged 
to come to a rather painfull stop in the middle of some trash containers. 
But Ranma didn't notice this, no he was still in his perverted fantasy, 
still having sex(rather rough sex) with Ukyou. If only he knew it was a 
cat he was having sex with, and the cat really didn't like this guy 
groaping her. Well at least the cat knew of one way to get this guy 
of her, a rather painfull way. She let her claws shine in the sun as 
she slowly looked for the mid section of the guy, and upon finding it 
she let her claws loose .....

Ranma-geek: Oh **@34%7 %&^%$%%^%56778877(*sympathy pain*)

*****

Well there, a side story!!And it is a bit crude..but hey this Ranma deserves
it!!!:)

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Going 200 on the highway of insanity....

Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien
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Mizuno Ami-chan forever!!!