At 12:23 AM 3/15/96 -0600, you wrote:

Ummm... Hiya!

  Kent:  Hi.

	Well, just found out how to get on this ML.

  C-ko:  That's great!  Another new friend!

   Spira: Hey, why didn't anyone welcome me? It's not fair!! *pouts*

   Kent:  We must have missed your hello.  Gomen nasai.
   (C-ko runs up and gives you a hug.  Unless you're a guy that looks like
Kei.  Then A-ko and B-ko run up and glomp you.)

	Hi.

  B-ko:  You said that already.
  A-ko:  Be nice, B-ko.  He's probably nervous.

       Oh, he is. He should be scared by now, with all the insanity
  flying around... threatening eat his alive... *evil smug*

	So, what exactly goes on here?  (Dumb question?)

  Kent:  A bunch of people post some fanfics and lots and lots of spam.

       Yupe, and lots and lots of nonesense... ( hey, don't throw flaming
   objects at me, it's dangerous... aarrrgghhh, that's it! You want a war,
   I'll give you one! < throw torpedoes in all directions >... oopppsss,
   sorry, guys, don't mean to burn you, I just want the get that idiot...

   Kent:  Me, by any chance?

   Hey, I say sorry!! Are you deaf?... Oh, great! Just great! I've start
   a war again... < ducking for a cover, preparing my gears > OK, EAT
   THIS, ALL OF YOU!!! < a gaint purple thing fell out from the sky... 
   songing "I lov..." > Aaarrggghhh, not you!! Get out! Get out! 

   Kent:  Death to Barney!
   Kent and A-ko:  Heat Vision!
   B-ko:  Akagiyama Missiles Mark II!
   Miko (no attack phrase, just throws many ofudas at the purple demon.)

   < with a flash of light, a dark figure pops out from nowhere... >
   Not you too, Dark Valder... damn... the stupid machine is malfunctioning
   again... oh well, I figure there's only one way out of this mess...
   < Running away with a speed faster than light... >  

   Kent:  But, that violates the laws of physics.
   B-ko:  Like that's new around here?

	How much E-Mail does this place generate?

  Kent:  And lots and lots of spam.
  A-ko:  But *fun* spam.
  B-ko:  Most of it, anyway.

       Yeah, funny, insane spam... just like this one...

  Kent and Co.:  Bye!

       Same here, bye and have a good time... ( why are they still
   trailing at my tail?... well, well, got to go now... )

       See you. ^_^

       Spira 

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** Kent Magami  (aka David Outram) **Member, Red-Head Anime Girls Fan Club**
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**B-ko: Let's just say a *lot* of men would be very disappointed if I were**
**      to be hurt.                                                       **
**A-ko: B-ko, the only men around for miles are withered old prunes!      **
**      You're dating *them*?!                                            **
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