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                    Ranma 1/2 : Fourth Wall

           A Ranma 1/2 FanFic by Stefan "Twoflower" Gagne

     (All characters copyright Rumiko-san, obviously.  If I ever
     even considered claiming that these were my own characters
     I'd probably be thrown into a small cell where I'd be forced
     to eat my own psychotherapist to live.)

<SNIP>

     Akane nodded.  Typically she, Ranma and Ukyou had study hall
at the same time; and them alone.  Another of the
administration's bizarre scheduling errors.  Kind of like how
Ryouga was assigned to Calculus for seven periods a day.

Yikkes! no wonder he's always so depressed ;

     That's when the large yellow bulldozers destroyed
Nekohanten!  Yeah!

ROTFL!

     "We don't have much time," Cologne said.  "Hang on, I'll
change scenes."

Heh

     "Worse," Cologne spoke softly.  "He's a bad writer."

Heh

     "What're you--" and Ranma was filled with Enlightenment,

WHAT?!? Ranma and 
Enlightenment put in the same line??  Talk about the preposterous :) This 
story is quite funny sofar tho.

     "How did you DO that?" Ranma asked.

     "Scene shift," Cologne said.

Heh

     And that's when he got the royal beating all villians in
Ranma 1/2 eventually recieve.

Heh

I was ROTFL through this whole story.  Good job, keep writing.

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