Roller Caption and voice over: This Spring, Twentieth Century
Schlocks, "Not-Bloody-Likey" Productions, and the creator of "The
Great Anime Crossover From Hell!!!" are proud to present the most
demented fanfic ever to hit the Internet...
(Cut to a shot of Ranma and Akane on a game show type set with
Mousse, dressed in an orange tux, acting as host)
Voice over: When Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendo appear on the TV game
show "Dating Disaster", they begin one of the strangest adventures of
their lives..."
Mousse: Help?! Let's face it, Akane. (pours cold water on Ranma)
Ranma's an aquatranssexual!
Ranma-chan: AAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!
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RANMA 1/2:
SCHLOCK TREATMENT
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Voice over: The first Ranma 1/2 musical fanfic!
(cut to shot of Ranma, in a straightjacket, sitting in a wheelchair
with Mikado and Azusa standing behind him in medical uniforms. Azusa
is glomping onto the wheelchair, while Mikado tries to pull her off.)
Mikado: Let go, you stupid...
Azusa: Loretta!
(cut to shot of Akane crying while Kuno and Kodachi, dressed in green
surgical outfits, try to comfort her. Kuno is wearing some truly
ridiculous coke bottle bottom glasses, that maginify his eyes to huge
proportion.)
Kuno: There, there.
Kodachi: Ranma's an aquatranssexual, remember?
(Cut to Ranma in a birdcage type setup, still in straightjacket and
wheelchair, while outside the cage, Kuno, Kodachi, Mousse, Mikado,
Azusa, Soun and Akane (in a really kick ass black dress) dance and
sing to...)
Kuno: It's just another...
All: ooh...Schlock Treatment!
Kuno: Another demented fanfic.
Ya need a bit of...
All: ooh...Schlock Treatment!
Kuno: It's not quite "Ranma"
or by Takahashi-sama
but by some loon in
Ameri-ca-aa...aa..aa.aa!
(music continues during...)
Caption: SEE the "Ranma 1/2" cast matched up as never before!
(insert shots of Ryoga with Shampoo, Ukyou with Dr. Tofu, and other
odd pairings like that)
Caption: SEE Akane get her big break on Nerima TV!!!
(Show Akane singing on a breakfast show type set, while Ryoga and
Shampoo look on.)
Caption: HEAR the amazing sounds of Kirin and the Seven Lucky Gods
Rock Musicians!!!
(Cut to shot of Kirin and the Seven Lucky Gods Martial Artists in a
rock group type shot. None of them look happy.)
Kirin: Kirin can not believe he was talked into this...
Caption: CAN Ranma and Akane save themselves from the clutches of...
(cut to shot of someone who looks an awful lot like Ranma only with
his hair slicked back, no ponytail, and dressed in a white suit.)
Caption: Renaldo Satori?
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20th Century Schlocks Presents
RANMA 1/2:
SCHLOCK TREATMENT
Starring:
Ranma Saotome, Akane Tendo, Ryoga Hibiki
Mousse, Shampoo, Ukyou Kuonji, Tatewaki
Kuno, Kodachi Kuno, Dr. Tofu, Soun
Tendo, and a whole bunch more
"Ranma 1/2" characters
Written by: Erin Mills
Based on a film by: Richard O'Brien and Jim Sharman
And a manga by: Rumiko Takahashi
Produced by: "Not-Bloody-Likely' Productions
Music by: Richard O'Brien
Lyrics by: Erin Mills
Directed by: Zy Q. Llama XVIII
COMING SOON TO A FANFIC ML NEAR YOU!!!!
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Author's notes: Now for the bad news, this is an ACTUAL PREVIEW to an
ACTUAL FANFIC that I'll be working on over Spring Break. And Yes, I
WILL be posting it!
If this turkey actually works out, then I may start working on
the first film in the series "The Ranma Horror Picture Show!"
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
---Erin 2.0